Today, thinking I was alone at work, I did an impression of Goldar from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I turned around to find out I wasn't alone; a cute girl was staring at me, unimpressed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, whilst in the break room at work, a girl I don’t know walked into the room. She gave me a look of utter disgust, then turned and walked back out of the room. I was so shocked, I burst out laughing. FML
Today, at work, a customer commented that I look like Zach Galifianakis. I'm a girl. FML
Today, thinking that I was alone at work, I started rummaging through my nose, trying to find something interesting. It was only after about a minute that I noticed that my boss was looking straight at me. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant, and I saw my friend. When we made eye contact, I made a creepy face at her and twitched my arms to make her laugh. A woman looked over said sadly, "Oh my God, that poor girl!" She thought I was "special." FML
Today, the girl I like at work surprised me in the otherwise empty break room. She caught me taking part in what might as well have been the Ball-Scratching Olympics. I didn't notice she was behind me until she cleared her throat to get my attention. Shit. FML
Today, while at training with several of my co-workers, I realized I was the only woman. The only thing one of them said to me the entire day was "DUDE!" while staring at my chest as I took my coat off in the morning. FML
Today, I sat in the cafeteria at work and saw a girl, which is a rare sight at my workplace, from the back with a beautifully long ponytail. After a full hour of building up courage to perhaps say hi to her, she turned around. It was a 50-year-old man. FML
Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML
Today, I was at work and a guy walked up holding his phone with the camera facing me. He then looks up at me and says, "I'm not taking a picture of you. I'm just trying to catch a Pokemon." And here I was thinking that I looked nice today. FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
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wdd2 5
Power rangers, like pokemon, will never grow old, they shall both always be classics.
poopsi 19
"The less you care, the happier you'll be." - Patrick Star
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Comments (73)
noelasis94 18
Hal I am reptar works better.
Vidrill 22
The worse kind of people are the ones that can't take a damn joke.
sugarshane007 20
Good job! You certainly repulsed that Rita!
johnnyboy7 5
Force her to be impressed >:)
LegendofZelda88 8
It's only because you imitated the evil side OP, should've went with the Green Ranger and called the Dragon Zord.
RUSSJR1393 6
That sucks
zilla52 12
dumb ass.
JoeCookieRaider 5
You haven't learned, OP? Your never alone
Omniprism 15
Well if she can't find the humor she's rather an ugly girl in my opinion.
uhnevermind 24
She was only unimpressed because her impression of Goldar is better.