Breezie
United States
Hi Zach!
Today, at work, a customer commented that I look like Zach Galifianakis. I'm a girl. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Clocked
Today, I was stopped by a customer who told me that I looked like a nice woman. I thanked him for the compliment and pointed out that I was a man. With an obviously male name on my name tag. And visible facial hair. FML
imsadnow
United States
Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a guy. FML
cjgreer70
West Linn, United States
Today, I was told I looked like Beaker from the Muppets. After doing a side-by-side comparison, I realized it's true. FML
1nfected
Canada
Mean Girls
Today, when I arrived at work, I was greeted by my gorgeous coworker telling me my red shirt looked awesome on me. Before I could compliment her, she added that the color was fitting perfectly with my acne. I heard a couple of giggles around me. FML
aginglikemilk
They weren't wrong...
Today, I had a customer tell me that I don't look a day over 39. I'm 35. FML
wishbone
Canada
Today, a cute boy told me I looked like a celebrity. Flattered, I asked who I resembled. He responded by saying that I looked exactly like Ugly Betty. He was serious. FML
Anonymous
Goteborg, Sweden
Today, I was sick, and my voice was really low and raspy. A cute guy smiled at me and said hi, so I said hi too. He looked shocked and said, "Sorry bro, thought you were a girl." I am. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML
Goldar
United States
Today, thinking I was alone at work, I did an impression of Goldar from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I turned around to find out I wasn't alone; a cute girl was staring at me, unimpressed. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, a customer complimented me on how good I looked for my age. She thought I was in my forties. I'm 18. FML
Top comments
Inkoseh 33
I know.. I know it hurts that you're a girl, (sorry about the customer) but people (female and male alike) can have facial structures of the opposite sex. Girl's can look like their dads, Boys can look like their moms, and unfortunately you look like Zach Galifianakis.
RichardPencil 32
I wonder what you've got going on between your ferns.
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RichardPencil 32
I wonder what you've got going on between your ferns.
Inkoseh 33
I know.. I know it hurts that you're a girl, (sorry about the customer) but people (female and male alike) can have facial structures of the opposite sex. Girl's can look like their dads, Boys can look like their moms, and unfortunately you look like Zach Galifianakis.
DogStew 20
I bet a hundred dollars that you still have no problem getting laid.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Zach Galifianakis is one sexy ************.
blondie45 21
Do you have a beard?