Anonymous
Omaha, United States
Today, my boyfriend convinced me do an Insanity workout with him. I passed out during the warmup. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Out of Shape
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Egypt
Knackered and shattered
Today, I decided to start exercising. I almost passed out five minutes into the warm up, and couldn't even stand in the shower afterwards. I'm only 21. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Pump it up
Today, I'd signed up to try a workout class at the gym. However, as soon as the instructor started the class, I realized it was much more intense than I had anticipated. I ended up passing out and had to be carried out of the class by the instructor. FML
soawkward
Canada
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
Squashed
United States
Today, my 250 pound boyfriend was on top of me while we were making out. I actually passed out in the middle of it from not being able to breathe. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
HelpPlease
San Francisco, United States
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. Midway through the speech I'd prepared, I fainted and hit my head against a wall. FML
Alice
United Kingdom
Charming
Today, I passed out while I was with my boyfriend in his garden. I woke up on the concrete just outside his house. Apparently, he'd tried to carry me in, but because he was too weak, he gave up and went to watch TV. FML
fthislyfe
United States
Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Out of shape
Today, I was feeling really good about going to the gym for the first time. That was until I got so worn out from my “warm up” on the treadmill that I had to go home and spew. FML
a faint recollection
Goshen, United States
Today, while at a trampoline park, my time of the month and my out-of-shape body worked together to make me almost pass out. FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
Are you...stupid?
leopardwilliam 22
Completely unrelated. You can't just reference something willy nilly
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Comments (102)
Zimmington 21
Atleast your dad wasn't there telling you to be a pornstar
Panchovilla64 6
I get it
leopardwilliam 22
Completely unrelated. You can't just reference something willy nilly
Zimmington 21
It's not "Willy nilly" I'm saying it could be worse
Pwn17 25
References are good if there's a common factor in both FMLs, but in this case, there weren't any so it comes across as forced.
Zimmington 21
Eh, we all have a bad comment sometimes I guess.
magaliwoodrock 19
I liked it :)
leprechaun23 15
People actually buy those workouts????
mb2_native 15
89, my dad did, I tried it and I almost died -_- LOL
friedpwnadge 25
Guess it got too crazy for you.
kyletk 7
love that workout!
Terselogic 10
I guess Insanity was just too insane for you to handle, OP.
Raykyogrou03 12
Are you...fat?
DocBastard 40
Are you...stupid?
AboveAll04 14
Are you...dumb?
beckiebear 15
#4, I'm 5'4 and 125 lbs, and I about fainted trying that workout! Don't be rude.
OnlyTheDarkest 17
27- I think that answer was rather obvious.
AboveAll04 14
I was hoping people would keep doing the "are you....._____?" edit is dumb
Pwn17 25
For those, you generally shouldn't use synonyms.
deequu 20
You can be fat and be fit. You can be skinny and be unfit. You should ask if someone is unfit, not fat.
timelessone 16
Uh oh, its the serious police here to ruin everyone's fun.
CharresBarkrey 16
Oh, come on. I had never worked out in my life and even I could do the first month of Insanity with no problems. This sounds like a serious medical problem, the fitness test wasn't even that strenuous.
TcheQ 12
^This^ At 90kg (200+pounds) and a shade under 5'10" I am way over my 'suggested' BMI, yet I do 3-4 hour long aerobic workouts a week. I have extremely low visceral fat and a waistline under the risk limit, and climbed Penang Hill last week without batting an eyelid. Took months to get to the stage where I could do that though, and I need to stretch the right areas or I'll cramp.... just like any exercise, you need to be smart about it.
cmayer 20
Keep at it. You'll be able to make it through one day if you don't give up. But you shouldn't push yourself past a certain point, you could seriously hurt yourself. You should be able to tell when you've reached that point.
CrookedCook 14
#6 is right. I haven't used insanity myself, but if it's anything like p90x, you are encouraged to try your very best AT YOUR current level. Sure it can be tempting to keep up with the training instructor, but it's important to do what you can and keep record of it to improve upon it later. OP must've overexerted herself.
XxcaitanatorXx 12
It must have been intense
IAmJad 18
......yeah.....probably was.....
dudeofawe 15
*insane
football98_fml 20
wow, thats insane!
tanekdrachonae 19
Good for you for even trying something called Insanity. Also, don't give up, be proud of yourself!
Fmlano 16
It's ok, don't get too worked up about it.
lickastick 27
If you rarely work out I can see how this could happen, perhaps start small, a sanity workout.