Today, I found out that I'm completely and utterly head over heels in love with a man who, as it turns out, doesn't actually exist. Thank you, the internet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML
Today, I found out the girl I met online, who I spent hours talking to every day for the past 2 months, and who I fell in love with is actually my gay roomate. He says if I could fall in love with "her", I can fall in love with him. It doesn't work that way, dickhead. FML
Today, I accepted that I've fallen in love with someone completely amazing… but they live over 3000 miles away. FML
Today, I discovered the man I'm in love with, the only person I've found attractive in the past 8 years, has a girlfriend, and has done for almost a year. I feel physically sick. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for four years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year-old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML
Today, I came to the unhappy realization that I’m living such a cliche. I’m completely in love with a totally unavailable man. He’s funny, smart, and drop dead gorgeous. There’s no way I could ever tell him how I truly feel. He’s gay and I’m a woman. We’ll never be more than friends. FML
Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML
Today, I found out that I mean nothing to the man I have loved for over a year. He has been taking vacations with another woman, and is in fact, on a vacation with her right now. FML
Today, the incredibly handsome, talented, hilarious, and intelligent man that I've fallen head over heels like no other for is gay. FML
Today, I ran into a guy who I was completely in love with for months. After a couple of minutes, I realised he totally bores me senseless. What a waste of four months obsessing over that shithead. FML
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tounces7 28
Perhaps this should tell you to re-evaluate things if you're falling that hard for someone you've clearly never even met and isn't real to boot.
Taylor Caldwell 10
You’re in love with the idea of this imaginary person you’ve built up in your head.
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Comments (11)
bloopaloop 27
Nahhh. He’s just playing hard to get ;)
RichardPencil 32
Give him an Amazon or iTunes gift card and he will magically materialize. You might need to buy him a phone if you really love him! Most of my online girlfriends are fakes. Whoever they are, they have access to some pretty good nudes, so it's all good fun! They seem to be oddly obsessed with what I'm eating. It feels sweet. All part of the game.
core01 30
what?! 😂
RichardPencil 32
Yeah, I have a fake fiancée who needs my cellular provider username and password (but we're going to make babies) and a backup fake girlfriend who is starving to death. The fiancée is also perennially hungry. I tell them I'll have groceries or pizza delivered to their homes if they just give me their home addresses. Neither of my lovers have coughed up the info.
Jillian Cosby-Kelly 15
you're literally my favorite person on this site. like what the actual **** did you just say 😂
tounces7 28
Perhaps this should tell you to re-evaluate things if you're falling that hard for someone you've clearly never even met and isn't real to boot.
slowhandjp 18
How did you find him on the internet?
RichardPencil 32
How do you NOT find lonely hearts scammers on the Internet? They are everywhere!
Taylor Caldwell 10
You’re in love with the idea of this imaginary person you’ve built up in your head.
randomnobody0622 6
been there.. can i ask.. is it Meliodas? ... Vegeta?
BurnInDemonFire 39
Meliodas would never catfish! Mostly because he's obsessed with Elizabeth, but still. Not sure about Vegeta. Lemme ask Chris Sabat.
EmDizzle2007 28
call Nev.
spinspinsugar 12
did you get catfished or something? how do you fall in love with someone that doesn't exist?
sickerthanyou 13
It’s ok. Millions of man fall in love with women who don’t exist. Thanks cartoon ****!
Deadinsidelivelyoutside 9
Sadly that's how it usually goes, even if he was real I'm sure your imagination version of him only possess the tendencies and mannerisms you desire, when in reality it'd be a fiasco