Today, I was at a restaurant, and I saw my friend. When we made eye contact, I made a creepy face at her and twitched my arms to make her laugh. A woman looked over said sadly, "Oh my God, that poor girl!" She thought I was "special." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a restaurant when I made eye contact with a baby across the room. It smiled at me, so I smiled back. The baby immediately started screaming. Everyone stared at me like I'd just threatened it. FML
Today, I noticed a girl looking at me on the train. Playing it cool, I decided to give her a smile and see what would happen. It came out as a creepy, seedy grin, prompting her to call security. FML
Today, I was in the cafeteria when I noticed a new worker cleaning a table. As I passed her, she looked up and smiled at me. Thinking she was pulling a funny face, I jokingly crossed my eyes and smiled back. She looked hurt and continued working. Later, she served me my lunch. She was actually cross-eyed. FML
Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML
Today, I was in the gas station and I saw this creepy lady staring at me and smiling. She just didn't stop. I even gave an awkward wave to let her know that I saw her staring at me. Finally I decided to confront the woman, turns out the overly happy woman was a cardboard cut out FML
Today, I realised how damn creepy I am because I get nervous and smile when someone looks at me, and no it's not one of those smiles you'd love looking at, it's a smile straight out of a horror movie. I made a bunch of children run away. FML
Today, I was working at Old Navy. A girl came up to me and did a bizarre dance. Not knowing how to react, I imitated her to be friendly with the customer. Then she stopped cold. Her friend stormed up to me and yelled, "You jerk! Why are you making fun of her? She has Tourette's, you know!" FML
Today, I took a selfie and I looked creepy in it, so I sent it to a friend thinking it would be funny. He just said, "Dude, that's what you look like. I don't get it." FML
Today, I was flirting with a cute girl at a club. She seemed into me and said I was hot. I said thanks and grinned. I guess my grin looked psychopathic, because her expression turned to horror, and she quickly excused herself. She was the only girl who's ever shown any interest in me. FML
Today, I was with a friend at the mall and I made eye contact and smiled at the worker at a smoothie stand that I went on a date with last year. He saw me, and then ducked down behind the register, where he remained while his coworker awkwardly leaned over him to take my order and money. FML
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ninjadinos 14
That's when you get up and give the woman a huge hug, twitching and all.
nofearjenshere 12
Why would that woman say that in he first place, even if you really were mentally handicapped, that's rude of her to say, "Oh my God, that poor girl."
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Jewlz1162 5
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Your an idiot
Michaelsgirl04 9
You're* if you're going to call someone an idiot you should probably use proper english to do so...
jebron 13
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
It's "you're"
BarDownDaily 12
The women sounds like an asshole for saying that so loud, especially if she actually thought you were mentally challenged.
33loveyou 2
Haha that's hilarious. She not an idiot because she knows how to have fun. kids that age always do random stuff like that to their friends! I would have just laughed at the woman for being rude and completely wrong.
TheFamilyElf 17
Right, OP's an idiot because it's totally out of the ordinary to make a face at a friend across a room. :P
Vert90 11
You're* an idiot. I mean that in two ways: To correct your idiocy and to call you an idiot for your idiocy. Loser.
Cad6 24
#1 - What's wrong with making weird faces? There are no rules when it comes to having fun. Just because she shared a joke with a friend doesn't make the OP an idiot. Your comment makes you an idiot.
TheElderTROLLZ 15
#1- Your profile pic makes you look like a slutty idiot. Stupid bitch...
desireev 18
Says the Chewie-looking girl who's profile is nothing but an obnoxious run-on sentence and can't use the correct usage of 'you're'... *Ugh!*
b0ngs 7
^ That was mean! ...oh yeah, this is FML! Never mind...
Awsumuzzie 12
61, I usually like your comments, but I don't agree with attacking looks. Many people can't really do anything about it. It really messes with a person when you attack them. Also, she's only 14. Attack her intelligence, she can study more.
Unlucky_Gun 0
Lol @ you.. You don't think you're a loser for actually caring about someone's grammar on the internet and taking the time to correct them and tell them off for it? Well guess what, you are a loser. The person you're crying to about their spelling isn't even a loser at all but you are for being a grammar nazi you moron. Get a life and get over yourself
patrickdamoose 5
Grammar nazi's C'mon. For once. Stop correcting people. Nobody wants to hear that. Oh. I spelt you're wrong? Go fudge yourself.
CrassKal 27
Why is this a FML? You know that you are not mentally handicapped, and that observation was made based on a face you were making. And why should you care what some random stranger thinks about how you appear? Especially if she is rude enough to loudly announce a persons mental handicap.
ashguy18 0
Ya that just isn't something u say out loud whether u think the person is or not
alicette_fml 12
you mean you're as in maybe you're an idiot
xMiss_Maggot 7
next time dont do that in public
youjustmademelol 4
You deserve it for pretending to be special needs, why does it matter anyway you won't see her again
33loveyou 2
I don't think she was pretending to be "special" she was just trying to make her friend laugh. Is there anything wrong with that?
pedosmurf 7
Haha I love my body expressions
Jesus_Christ69 0
1. If you were trying to imitate a special needs person, that's not ******* funny. 2. If you were just doing that to be funny, that's not funny.
DCvRkey2012 7
3. If you were trying to be funny, it didn't work bro
notsorandomguy 18
**** that, doing that in public is what makes it fun. If it was me, I'd have gone on to act even crazier. But, then again, I'm a regular FML commenter so I'm about as far away from an ideal reference as you can get.
somewizdom 15
It's not cool to embarrass your friend like that.
Vert90 11
If you're talking about the friend embarrassing OP, she didn't. The lady she was with assumed something, and if you're talking about OP embarrassing the friend, again, she didn't. She just went pedobear mode.
ladyLALAA 29
^^your comment was sillier then the one you were just bagging out. :)
Cat_Daniels 6
Umm OP wasn't trying to embarrass his/her friend... Face it we all make faces at our friends wether in public or not.
florido_fml 10
R u?
iamyummylicious 14
Are you?
Vert90 11
Yes.
florido_fml 10
U is u is lol smiley face
TheElderTROLLZ 15
29 - What the hell did you just say?
mwrc8man94 1
He said "u is u is lol smiley face"
hahafylop 4
TheElderTROLLZ-you are quickly becoming one of my favorite commenters. At least of this time period. Ah, how I miss the regular comments of iicaptain, DocBastard, and perdix. There were a few other good ones, but I haven't been on here in the last 6 months so i don't remember their names...
Michaelsgirl04 9
Maybe I can translate..."you are, you are lol :)" ...or am I just way off?
iamyummylicious 14
@77 - Here, have some lotion and tissue...
DocBastard 40
Sounds to me like iamyummylicious is a bit jealous that he wasn't mentioned as a favourite commenter. Maybe if you didn't act like such a **** people might just like you and your comments more.
BeefyQueef 5
100- Trust him. He's a docter. Dr. Pepper reference anybody? No? *Goes back into dark hole and hides*
mwrc8man94 1
If you didn't add all that weird shit at the end and had spelled doctor correctly that had potential to be funny.
SayPeanuts 29
Well if you're going to do weird shit in public what do you expect. Plus you're probably never going to see that woman again so it's no biggie.
Redoxx_fml 22
"Attention restaurant customers, Testicles! That is all..."
SirSquishyPants 1
Are they customers, or consumers?
ninjadinos 14
That's when you get up and give the woman a huge hug, twitching and all.
somewizdom 15
I would accidentally spill coffee on her.
KiddNYC1O 22
How would you like someone to spill coffee on you?
kooochris1995 14
^ How would you like to be called special?
sirhobothesecond 3
******.
Moneylover103 1
Then ask for money to help pay for the bills for your pills!!!!
JessI529IFY 1
And you find that odd?
ChrisTheCalm 9
What grinds my balls mainly is why the person would announce a retard next to her.. Nobody makes fun of the retarded that much anymore, so tone it down , that's my comment I would have said .
nofearjenshere 12
Why would that woman say that in he first place, even if you really were mentally handicapped, that's rude of her to say, "Oh my God, that poor girl."
nashster2 1
... I do those things to
LuckyTroll 6
These comments suck lol and that's not an FML it's a funny story to tell later