Today, thinking I was alone at work, I did an impression of Goldar from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I turned around to find out I wasn't alone; a cute girl was staring at me, unimpressed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, whilst in the break room at work, a girl I don’t know walked into the room. She gave me a look of utter disgust, then turned and walked back out of the room. I was so shocked, I burst out laughing. FML
Today, at work, a customer commented that I look like Zach Galifianakis. I'm a girl. FML
Today, thinking that I was alone at work, I started rummaging through my nose, trying to find something interesting. It was only after about a minute that I noticed that my boss was looking straight at me. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant, and I saw my friend. When we made eye contact, I made a creepy face at her and twitched my arms to make her laugh. A woman looked over said sadly, "Oh my God, that poor girl!" She thought I was "special." FML
Today, the girl I like at work surprised me in the otherwise empty break room. She caught me taking part in what might as well have been the Ball-Scratching Olympics. I didn't notice she was behind me until she cleared her throat to get my attention. Shit. FML
Today, while at training with several of my co-workers, I realized I was the only woman. The only thing one of them said to me the entire day was "DUDE!" while staring at my chest as I took my coat off in the morning. FML
Today, I sat in the cafeteria at work and saw a girl, which is a rare sight at my workplace, from the back with a beautifully long ponytail. After a full hour of building up courage to perhaps say hi to her, she turned around. It was a 50-year-old man. FML
Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML
Today, I was at work and a guy walked up holding his phone with the camera facing me. He then looks up at me and says, "I'm not taking a picture of you. I'm just trying to catch a Pokemon." And here I was thinking that I looked nice today. FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
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wdd2 5
Power rangers, like pokemon, will never grow old, they shall both always be classics.
poopsi 19
"The less you care, the happier you'll be." - Patrick Star
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Comments (73)
iamthunder 4
Now would be the time to summon the Putty Patrol and have them get rid of her Goldar!
nerdsgetmehot 23
If she wasn't impressed by that (surely awesome) impression and didn't get the reference, she's not cool enough for you.
onorexveritas 24
I would provably be taken aback if I'd been in her situation... mostly because I remember close to nothing about the power rangers
grimmotek 8
I would have been impressed and slightly turned on
DeviousDreamer 13
I would definitely ask you out after that XD
icepick23 12
She was staring at the hot guy behind you
ChakatBlackstar 29
Maybe if you tried a Lord Zed or a Zordon impression she'd be more impressed.
jesterkitty4 14
That show is awesome! Apparently the cute girl is not.
spikekutter 9
thats awesome... sometimes chicks are hard to please..
ChazzyWazzy1998 10
Power rangers, really?!? That show is for 5 year olds.
violetlover 4
If someone wants to watch Power Rangers then guess what? That's their prerogative. And by the way, the original Power Rangers have and always will be amazing! Power Rangers or GTFO!