Today, my boss told me he is a superhero. He has written countless comics about his crusades and adventures. I make fifty dollars an hour less than him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss bragged to a coworker, in front of me, about how much money he saved on a project because he majorly underpays me. My boss is my dad. FML
Today, my coworker got a raise by making our boss give me a pay cut for doing his job while he was slacking off. As we were heading home for the day, he found $100. FML
Today, I was informed by my boss that he has been stealing quarters out of my change bowl to pay for his bus rides. He makes six times the amount I make. FML
Today, I realized I get paid to hear my boss complain and talk crap. FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Today, my boss told me that my attitude to work is awesome and that he'd follow my example of coming in half-an-hour early every day from now on. I relish those 30 minutes as the only time I can get work done without him constantly interrupting me. So much for that. FML
Today, my boss, mentor, and gaming buddy, has officially quit. Turns out even he doesn't get paid enough to deal with this bullshit. FML
Today, my boss agreed to a 20% pay rise, in exchange for adding a list of new responsibilities to my job description that will effectively double my workload, which he expects to be carried out in the same 8 hour workday, and not on overtime either. My boss is my dad and I hate him. FML
Today, I went to ask my boss for a raise. He laughed at me and said, "That's hilarious because I was going to ask you if you could take a pay cut!" FML
Today, my best friend went to my boss and offered to do my job for half the pay. FML
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IN5AN3 0
Do u honestly think u deserve to be on the same money as a superhero...?
nuclear 0
Well, maybe one day you will be that high up that you can do something like that and still earn a good amount of money. I'd ask him if he can make me a villain in one of his comic books. But that's just me... :)
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nuclear 0
Well, maybe one day you will be that high up that you can do something like that and still earn a good amount of money. I'd ask him if he can make me a villain in one of his comic books. But that's just me... :)
underaegis 0
yea what she said... but ur boss is probably rich $_$ fifty less hmmm that's a good thing...Right
pcakewafflebacon 0
that is exactly why you make $50/hr less than him
Do_The_DANCE 4
Or he could make a comic book himself where he crushes his boss. that would bring some satisfaction. Also, he should send the comic to his boss.
fallenarchangel 0
Hey don't hate cause he makes more money than you. He has a mind like none other. And agreed #1.
MrGlad 0
Hey, just because he's creative and has a mind for adventure, dosn't mean you deserve more money than you. Because of this, I'm not choicing "FML" or "YDI"
fml05 0
haha i agree
itsnotfair 0
he has creativity and ambition =] perfect leadership material
testing_fml 0
What is wrong with that? Just because he has an imagination he shouldn't make as much money as you?
shiie 0
He said that he IS a superhero. Not that he sometimes pretends to be a superhero. There is a fine line between imagination and schizophrenia.
JFox 8
I love you, organisedchaos.
crazy_cat_lady24 0
Even if that were true, why shouldn't people with schizophrenia have jobs? Then what should they do, sit at home all day? This guy sounds like he functions well.
qwerty475 0
Your boss isn't as freaky as mine, he told me Chuck Norris was his mother and George Lopez was his father.
rick_james_b17ch 0
Why wouldn't you hire a schizophrenic? It would be like hiring multiple people at once, just send them on their lunch break when the personality that likes to stab or throw poo pops up. I mean you have to protect the other employees.
danielleFML 0
schizophrenia is NOT multiple personality disorder
sparxva 12
Wow! You're paid almost as much as your boss, who's a superhero? You are so blessed... (JK) Quit whining and be glad he shared his secret identity with you.
overkill_78 4
Maybe if you were a superhero you'd be promoted above him. Eh? Eh?
plethora 3
Exactly! OP, stop complaining, get out there and find some radioactive insects to bite you.
IN5AN3 0
Do u honestly think u deserve to be on the same money as a superhero...?
mobius8 0
My thoughts exactly. I think getting paid ONLY 50 dollars less than a super hero is pretty decent really.
moriah 0
Yea..it's pretty obvious that a superhero is going to make bank..
ladybird_fml 0
I'm superladybird, where are the roses ?
humorizer 14
You ate them all.
UnlovebleSadface 0
that would be my dream boss. ask him if he wants a sidekick.
intrepid00 0
Is your boss Bruce Wyane?