Today, there was a knock at my door, and I was greeted by a punch to the face. The man was the extremely angry "fiancé" of the girl I've been married to for just over a year. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a woman came knocking on my door. Not to sell something or to chat, no. To punch me in the mouth. Apparently, I stole her husband and I'm a homewrecker. We don't have a clue who she is. My husband and I have been married for 5 years, and were high school sweethearts. FML
Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, my fiancé started yelling gibberish in his sleep. When I tried to wake him, he punched me square in the face. FML
Today, a guy came by my house and demanded my fiancé come out and fight. He explained that my fiancé had been stupid enough to not only troll on a local interest forum, but to leave his name and our address, inviting people to "come shut me up if you think you're tough enough." FML
Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML
Today I gently tried to break the news to my now ex-fiance's daughter that her Daddy and I weren't going to get married after all (he cheated), but that I still loved her with all my heart. She responded by punching me in the face. FML
Today, I was awakened in the middle of the night by a frantic banging on my front door. It was a guy whom I'd only been dating a few weeks, with a suitcase. He stated that his wife kicked him out for having an affair, and thought now would be a good time to move in together. FML
Today, I was supposed to get married. I called it off only 20 minutes before the ceremony was supposed to begin because I saw my fiance punch his own mother in the face. FML
Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML
Today, I received a phone call from the number of a "single" guy I met online. It was his wife, who is three months pregnant. She threatened to kick my ass. FML
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Brave_Sir_Robin 4
For some reason, I laughed at this at first. But look on the bright side - it's a nice wake-up call since it looks like your "wife" is sleeping around behind your back. Good luck and all.
type1 3
haha! some girl you have there..
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Comments (91)
jciihn 0
Your missus is a hussy. It sucks and you don't want to admit it but if she can just have a 2nd life like that and lie and act right in front of you then she is a tramp and you need to cut the girl loose. DIVORCE!! Better luck in the future. That would suck so bad. You should still break that "other guy's" legs..
bored690 0
UM EW. That's pathetic. Kick her to the curb.
kimzy96 0
i feel as though this is the wrong way around... shouldn't it be YOU punching him, seeing as though you are married to her and he is just her fiance,,, which means you've most probably been with her longer :S
jpest17 5
what a bitch I would be pissed at my wife!!!
ecascio2010 9
then shouldn't you be mad at him? I mean she cheated on you, and can't you show him the rung and pictures to prove you two are married? I mean you married her first...
ThePhantress 0
DON'T go straight to divorce. Try doing something that, apparently, nobody else has been smart enough to consider yet: WORK IT OUT!!!! Jesus, people. Marriage isn't a trial-and-error thing, contrary to what other people (probably your OWN parents) have taught you. Divorce should be the absolute last resort when it comes to a marriage, and it SHOULD be heart-wrenching and devastating because it's ripping apart a sacred bond. Work it out, OP. And the next time you see that guy, punch him in the ballsack.
miss2kute31 0
#83, stfu please... OPs wife cheated on him AND got engaged to another man. How can OP "work it out" with her? The trust will automatically be at 0 percent and its probably a high chance that she'll continue to cheat or worse case scenario, Leave her husband for the guy that punched him in the face. So don't judge what "parents have taught us" because any smart person would know its a SIN to cheat on your husband/wife. Why go against your vows that you promised one another IN FRONT OF GOD! OP deserves better, someone who WON'T cheat AND get engaged to someone else WHILE they're married ALREADY...you seem like one of those idiots who allows a person to cheat on you multiple times....
The_9th_Doctor 18
kick him in the happy sacks and ditch the cheating *****. problem solved
triple666__ 19
I think you guys have to have a talk...
fantasyworld 39
Why do people get mad at the other person? It's the cheater's fault.