Today, there was a knock at my door, and I was greeted by a punch to the face. The man was the extremely angry "fiancé" of the girl I've been married to for just over a year. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a woman came knocking on my door. Not to sell something or to chat, no. To punch me in the mouth. Apparently, I stole her husband and I'm a homewrecker. We don't have a clue who she is. My husband and I have been married for 5 years, and were high school sweethearts. FML
Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, my fiancé started yelling gibberish in his sleep. When I tried to wake him, he punched me square in the face. FML
Today, a guy came by my house and demanded my fiancé come out and fight. He explained that my fiancé had been stupid enough to not only troll on a local interest forum, but to leave his name and our address, inviting people to "come shut me up if you think you're tough enough." FML
Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML
Today I gently tried to break the news to my now ex-fiance's daughter that her Daddy and I weren't going to get married after all (he cheated), but that I still loved her with all my heart. She responded by punching me in the face. FML
Today, I was awakened in the middle of the night by a frantic banging on my front door. It was a guy whom I'd only been dating a few weeks, with a suitcase. He stated that his wife kicked him out for having an affair, and thought now would be a good time to move in together. FML
Today, I was supposed to get married. I called it off only 20 minutes before the ceremony was supposed to begin because I saw my fiance punch his own mother in the face. FML
Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML
Today, I received a phone call from the number of a "single" guy I met online. It was his wife, who is three months pregnant. She threatened to kick my ass. FML
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Brave_Sir_Robin 4
For some reason, I laughed at this at first. But look on the bright side - it's a nice wake-up call since it looks like your "wife" is sleeping around behind your back. Good luck and all.
type1 3
haha! some girl you have there..
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Comments (91)
leofan15 0
LMAO i love it
Naxield 0
this reminds me of that episode of One Tree Hill...
Crazy_Cookie 4
that's messed up. hopefully it was all a misunderstanding. (:
fail_1 0
http://all-the-exgirlfriends.info/?uid=9905 I know this is completely unrelated but I just thought it was really cool to see the fact that the fourth girl sat next to me in english class in high school like 2 years ago and wanted to share it with someone lol
LaGringaC7 0
Ew, hope you didn't catch anything. You realize you're #69, yeah? Lol. What a freaky coincidence.
WestG2008 0
haha I think that you should get a new girl mate
xXMILKYCHUNKSXx 0
You gotta keep an eye on them there womens.
clumsy1 0
who refers to their WIFE as "the girl I've been married to for over a year"?!!???!!!!!
01phoenix 0
Press charges against him. Dump her. You both should have dumped her and had a beer. Stupid men
abu3mair 0
and u just took it and went and cried on fml about it? no wonder she left you cuz she probably has more balls than you do
3P0N1N3 0
Surprise.