Today, there was a knock at my door, and I was greeted by a punch to the face. The man was the extremely angry "fiancé" of the girl I've been married to for just over a year. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a woman came knocking on my door. Not to sell something or to chat, no. To punch me in the mouth. Apparently, I stole her husband and I'm a homewrecker. We don't have a clue who she is. My husband and I have been married for 5 years, and were high school sweethearts. FML
Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, my fiancé started yelling gibberish in his sleep. When I tried to wake him, he punched me square in the face. FML
Today, a guy came by my house and demanded my fiancé come out and fight. He explained that my fiancé had been stupid enough to not only troll on a local interest forum, but to leave his name and our address, inviting people to "come shut me up if you think you're tough enough." FML
Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML
Today I gently tried to break the news to my now ex-fiance's daughter that her Daddy and I weren't going to get married after all (he cheated), but that I still loved her with all my heart. She responded by punching me in the face. FML
Today, I was awakened in the middle of the night by a frantic banging on my front door. It was a guy whom I'd only been dating a few weeks, with a suitcase. He stated that his wife kicked him out for having an affair, and thought now would be a good time to move in together. FML
Today, I was supposed to get married. I called it off only 20 minutes before the ceremony was supposed to begin because I saw my fiance punch his own mother in the face. FML
Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML
Today, I received a phone call from the number of a "single" guy I met online. It was his wife, who is three months pregnant. She threatened to kick my ass. FML
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Brave_Sir_Robin 4
For some reason, I laughed at this at first. But look on the bright side - it's a nice wake-up call since it looks like your "wife" is sleeping around behind your back. Good luck and all.
type1 3
haha! some girl you have there..
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type1 3
haha! some girl you have there..
bl00dthorn 0
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well YDI for stealing other peoples women
blastvortex 4
Um... it could be that she got engaged to this other guy after she got married to the OP. Or it could be that she dumped the guy before seeing the OP. The details are too unspecific and vague. Troll fail. @OP: YDI for not knowing your woman. Unfortunately, I can't tell if it's because your woman's cheating or because she has a crazy-ass, stalking "fiance" (actually "ex-fiance"). If it's the former, dump her; you won't owe her a thing. If it's the latter, just pursue legal action on him. Either way, feel free to knock his teeth out, etc by whatever means if he comes around again. You have every right to defend yourself, you know. Also, try writing a non-ambiguous story next time.
OhhxGoshhxAri 0
See, I was thinking, maybe... hopefully.. wrong house? (:
stone_light 0
maybe that other guy is insane? stalker maybe?
DameGreyWulf 1
Agreed with 26. Or maybe her parents tried to sell her off to that guy and she refused, but he thinks he still has the right? Arranged marriages ftl...
hiitisbrooke 28
what if its just him from the past ;)
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
For some reason, I laughed at this at first. But look on the bright side - it's a nice wake-up call since it looks like your "wife" is sleeping around behind your back. Good luck and all.
snavula 0
Is that the bright side? I think they're both pretty shitty sides regardless. You'd make a good counselor.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Well, the "glass is half-full" mentality is how I'm approaching it. He can now divorce her (if he feels inclined) and get back to the singles' game. BTW, OP, it sounds like this guy didn't hit you that hard, otherwise you would have made a comment about a black eye, broken nose, tooth, etc.
123sploosh 0
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Hahahahaha third thumbs down if you suck :)
isallwaysme 27
nobody cares.
T1A2Z3 35
Only if they're lucky ;-)
plutosaplanet 0
my goodness your wife must have beer flavored nipples to get 2 guys to want to marry her....
jailbot 7
....that sounds like some disgusting nipples. The only pay off to the nasty flavor of beer is the alcohol content.
Pointy130 0
That was the weirdest 2 comments I've ever read.
TheBeardOfZeus 0
funny as hell tho!
stjulien 0
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YDI for marrying a ****
Fuqtastic 0
how the **** does he deserve it? maybe he didn't know? your a fagget for ydi-ing like a bitch
whySkye 12
Don't type anymore. You'll bring down the iq of the entire internet. ********
twiggly 0
Wow, now divorce her and take all HER money...
BeautyOfGrac3 6
If she has anything to give. Stupid bitch most likely used the other guy to pay for her shit.
stjulien 0
DIVORCE
tWitt3rBuG 0
Dude best thing ever. Now, she'd be left with nothing!
rukusrazor 0
'Say "We want prenup" (we want prenup!)...' ( BEYONCES VIDEO WAS ONE OF THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME! ) /had to be said since I did quote Kanye's "Gold digger"
DrunkenValor 0
I'ma let you finish, but plexico's comment was the best of all time!
sockersoet 0
It was the song golddigger with Kanye west that sang that
srak 0
ok....so what? sh*t happens
Pointy130 0
I think the point is not that his wife cheated on him, because that happens often enough, but that some guy punched him when in reality his wife was cheating on the SECOND guy, not OP.