Today, my husband was working from home, so I asked him to clean the living room and basement. He started yelling about how he needs to focus and that I can't be "constantly distracting him." Sorry for expecting you to care for the space you live in, dick. FML
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Today, I called my husband when his shift at work ended to talk about what we needed to do this weekend. He got angry and asked if he could have "five goddamn minutes" after work to get home and change before I started "throwing the fucking to do list at me." FML
Today, my husband came home and sat in his car out front for fifteen minutes. I went and knocked on the door, asking what he was doing. Apparently, I always dump so much shit on him the second he walks in the door that he needs a little peace between work and coming home to me. Ungrateful ass. FML
Today, while my husband and I were cleaning out a closet, he went outside to throw out some trash. He was taking a long time to return and I went to make sure he was OK. He was in the living room watching TV instead of helping me. FML
Today, my wife called me at work to yell at me because the house is a mess. She hasn't helped me clean in over two years, and when I ask for help, there's always a new excuse, headache, tired from work, stress, etc. FML
Today, even though I’m having contractions, I’m still trying to clean up the house. My husband just got pissy with me because I was rolling the vacuum behind me instead of picking it up and carrying it to the closet. FML
Today, my boyfriend was tidying up around the room. I asked him if he'd like me to help, to which he responded, "No, I don't need any help," then added, "Wish you weren't so lazy." FML
Today, my wife said I shouldn't wash or iron the clothes, or do the dusting and vacuuming, because, I "don't do it correctly." Also my wife: "You don't do anything to help around here." FML
Today, I came home from a work trip, expecting the house to be a wreck. Imagine my shock when I walked in and it was cleaner than I've ever seen. When I sputtered in surprise, my fiance shrugged and said, "I work better alone." Guess I'm just a fucking hindrance, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, my husband threw an epic tantrum because I asked him to put away the leftovers from dinner. Yeah, because I guess me going to the grocery store, then preparing and serving the food AFTER working a 10 hour day wasn’t enough. Thanks babe. FML
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tiptoppc 21
I don’t think you realize what the term “work from home” means. Sounds like you wanted him to clean on his company’s time and dime. You could’ve asked him once he clocks off, but WFH doesn’t mean goof off and burn up time on personal errands and home stuff that should be done on weekends.
Petit Etre Malfaisant 23
do you even understand what work in "work from home" stands for?
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tiptoppc 21
I don’t think you realize what the term “work from home” means. Sounds like you wanted him to clean on his company’s time and dime. You could’ve asked him once he clocks off, but WFH doesn’t mean goof off and burn up time on personal errands and home stuff that should be done on weekends.
Petit Etre Malfaisant 23
do you even understand what work in "work from home" stands for?
DLBL 23
Consider his "Work at home" time as though he were at an office and not at home. If you ever had a job, you'd know that some jobs require concentration, and distractions F it up and waste time. You're the dick. I wouldn't be surprised if he asks his boss if he can come back to the office.
GoogieWithers 25
He is working. Leave him alone.
jlc82 14
I genuinely don't understand how you thought you were gonna get any sympathy OP. He is working not being lazy and just laying around. You sound stupid and also like an absolute nightmare to be with.
DLBL 23
Right! Also, what is SHE so busy doing while he's working, beside bossing him around? Clean the house yourself, B.
Thaylok 17
I take it that is a single income home (lucky situation), and she thinks he surfs the web all day when in the office.
Thaylok 17
I cannot WFH for the same reason. My wife comes in every few minutes to do something..... anything.... Now my daughter will come over with my granddaughter and walk in carrying her... knowing full well that the baby wants me to hold her. Some people just don't get it. So I only work from home 1 day a month while many others reverse that.
JackWood 21
Cleaning the basement and living room don't pay the bills. WFH doesn't mean house work.
FluffythePink 23
I love it when idiots just get roasted to hell in the comments.
dd 2
He’s supposed to be working…