qyx3lmnop24
Napa, United States
Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML
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robertd73 24
It sounds like he licks you.
Silk_Routes 14
ooohh thats so sexy
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clickme 17
Doesn't sound like the worst that could happen.
jipster 11
Guys are the most romantic
QueenOfSuppness 25
Yeah at least now OP knows he likes her
martialartist12 3
T
imsorryhun 4
I totally would have liked this but it was at a perfect 69 ? and yes, yes they are
incoherentrmblr 22
Props to #60 with the Happy Gilmore reference...
princessbloky 12
That's disgusting.
cryssycakesx3 23
70, what...?
GoddessGlitter 13
@76 I think 70 meant they don't understand why 2 got so many dislikes if they're just stating the facts I think everyone that disliked it have a weird fetish for being locked across the face yuck
Fiorella1 19
Everybody above me is getting thumbed down. Could it be?! Is it finally my turn to shine?! Umm.... I'd like to thank my mom, my dog, Google, and Wikipedia.
Amama_fml 30
99, nope
Fiorella1 19
#106 Worth a try haha
ihpp 22
that is disturbing.
martialartist12 3
Some people just do this to mess around and be goofy. It helps with getting close to them so when you do decide to kiss them, it's not a big deal or something to be nervous about because you've already been licking all over their face!
Silk_Routes 14
ooohh thats so sexy
iop330 22
Crush used lick. It wasn't very effective.
orbit 22
Is he the pokemon lickitung?
Nexoux 18
I think the question here is, did he go for the standard around the cheek, or did he go for the less common straight up the face?
orbit 22
Please FML let me favorite#71's comment...
15Erik 21
Yes, I believe OP needs to solve #71's question.
EpicCrazyBitch 12
Most lickly straight up the face since she said, from chin to forehead
shitidied 17
illustrated version is the best
BI4ze 17
He sure is a charmer
drbobbz 16
You're in!
pimrol 16
always better then getting punched in the face
badmandilon 19
Than*
iSnipeFatPeople 18
Is this a personal experience we're speaking from?
Amama_fml 30
95, if it is, I think it would make a nice addition to the FML collection.
white16sox 19
Is that still considered first base?
gabechriswill 19
Totally read that in Will Ferrel's voice. lol
scarred_foreva 40
I can never keep up with what the bases are.
Gaernem 17
I've had girls do that to me, never thought about doing it someone though. Maybe he just wants to taste you all over?
pedinhuh 23
I had a girl do that to me too. I can't see how that can turn someone on...
Wolfparable 22
Why are people going around licking each other?
PePziNL 20
Asks the dog.
Wolfparable 22
Touché
robertd73 24
It sounds like he licks you.