Today, I was on the subway. I have fairly serious OCD, so I avoided holding the poles or handles. All the seats were taken, so I leaned against a wall. At the next stop, an obese, sweaty man got on and grabbed the two poles around me, effectively hugging me. My shirt was wet when he left. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got on a crowded bus and was forced to stand. The bus made a sharp turn, so I reached for a pole to hold onto. Without looking, I grabbed the pole. It was wet and moist, but I nonetheless held on until the turn was done. I turned to see I had also grabbed a large man's nose and had squeezed it. FML
Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML
Today, I took a crowded train home. I was holding on to the rail when an old man started rubbing his crotch across my hand. I moved my hand but he moved too and kept doing it. When I moved my hand higher, he started licking it. I had to wait ten minutes for the next stop. FML
Today, I was on a subway with my boyfriend and it was stopping so I grabbed the pole for support. I felt another hand grabbing onto the pole knowing it was my boyfriend's. Without looking I carressed and tickled his hand. I turned around to smile at my boyfriend. The hand wasn't his. FML
Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML
Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML
Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML
Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML
Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML
Today, I was on a crowded subway going home. My trousers were a bit dusty so I tried to dust myself off. As I was slapping the side of my leg I missed and hit a woman behind me in the ass. She called me a pervert and walked off. Everyone stared at me. It takes 40 minutes to get home. FML
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Jimboom 12
I hate it when fat sweaty people do this. But it could have been worse. You could have been stuck on a 7 hour flight somewhere with this guy next to you.
amelinat 0
Even if you factor out your OCD that is a revlolting story. Oh god thinking about it is making my skin crawl. Bleurgh!
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Jimboom 12
I hate it when fat sweaty people do this. But it could have been worse. You could have been stuck on a 7 hour flight somewhere with this guy next to you.
redsox4021 0
atleast you weren't on flight between 2 morbidally obese men, I couldn't even stand up cuz their meat flaps held me down like a seatbelt.
TheNinjaCat 10
I totally know how you feel!!
400382 0
that's ******* disgusting i don't see many sweaty obese people in vancouver and i'm glad
ryguy997 0
YAY a fellow Vancouverite- yeah me neither luckily. BTW did you sew any Olympic events?
Cartera 10
73 - That was awful.
amelinat 0
Even if you factor out your OCD that is a revlolting story. Oh god thinking about it is making my skin crawl. Bleurgh!
cstetchman 0
^^ this.
lol135 0
Ugh I'm so sorry, I have OCD as well and know how much that would've made me feel sick.
Paigeth 0
As a fellow person who suffers from OCD, I feel for you.
GnaR_KiLL5150 12
I don't feel like that's OCD, I'm pretty sure he's just a germophobe
Ldy_S_FTW 0
why do i picture him being fat and bald...wearing a white wife beater that's already drenched in his sweat...and he's heavin deeply because of his obesity. Then again, I think i'm picturing fat joe LMAO.
Alexweber929 14
Im picturing 6'2" tall, 600 pounds with hairy arms, a grey cotton shirt drenched in sweat to such an extent that its sagging from the weight with a lazy eye, raspy breathing and oily unwashed hair
Tall_Kid 0
ewww that sucks! i would have yelled at the fat guy to get off me!!!
ohfrick 0
oh grooooossssssss
AlienMind 0
Fricken gross. Disgusting, fat slobs... Always in the way and running into you. They rarely apologize either.
mrcarmine 0
one of the worst things that can happen to you on the subway without something reeeallly bad happening to you... i feel your pain