bachelor
United States
Today, was my bachelor party. The only people that showed up were my best man and my father. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
nobodylovesme
Northridge, United States
Today, it was my wedding day. Three people showed up. My mom, my dad, and the priest. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up… except my fiancé. FML
disfunctionalfamily
United States
Today, I got married. My sister and father could not attend because they already had plans. My sister went to the mall with her friends, and my dad went to a pool party. FML
bbt
Today, out of the 35 people invited, only one person showed up to my bridal shower. It was my grandma. FML
jessicab72
Cuyahoga Falls, United States
The place to be
Today, I got into THE party of the year. Too bad it was the party my daughter was throwing while her father and I were out of town. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I woke up early to prepare for my graduation party. I'd invited the entire graduating class of 2011, and tons of people confirmed that they were going to come. Two hours after the time I'd told everyone to show up, I'm still the only one here. FML
Anonymous
Colchester, United Kingdom
Dodgy dad
Today, nobody wanted to come to my graduation after finding out that my father was coming too. FML
Googlebug
United States
Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML
notmarriedyet
United States
Today, it was my wedding day. Everything went great, except that no one showed up. Apparently, the address of the invitation was typed wrong. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Many such cases
Today, I organised a birthday party for myself. There was supposed to be about 20 people coming. Not a single person showed up. FML
Top comments
Intoxicunt 6
Sooo...invite some strippers. They're more fun than dude friends anyway.
deliapearl 0
more strippers for u
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deathbunny256 0
awww
killerog 0
Holy Crud... That must really suck. Are you sure there was no mistake on the invitations??
hellawagon 0
thats an awkward party.
fmlfmlfml15 0
Are the best man and the father the same person? But look on the bright side, more strippers for you.
JohnnyTheFox 0
Honestly you're not going to have friends soon anyway.
beepelati 5
omg, that is really sad. i feel so sorry for you OP. i hope you had fun anyway!
hellokittywhore 0
awwwwww that's sad OP. I would have come but I'd probably have to be the stripper or something. :D jkk
22cute 17
On the bright side, I'd say you should be truly grateful you found a woman who wants to marry you!
cameron194 9
This will probably b me at my bachelors party.. on my birthday that just passed, I ate dinner alone at a restaurant then came home and passed out because I had no one to celebrate with lol
JocelynKaulitz 28
3 man wolf pack!
Person1233 13
Lolwut
Intoxicunt 6
Sooo...invite some strippers. They're more fun than dude friends anyway.
Exhumed 0
this.
wutupbruh 0
blows dude
Crash92 0
and thats only cause they HAD to
deliapearl 0
more strippers for u
YessirYessica 0
Man, that suckss. But like 'deliapearl' said," more strippers for u " (;
myhairynutsack 0
Probably better if you didn't have a party at all. You probably already knew you didn't have that many friends to begin with. I'm going to YDI this one.
thesmartaleck 0
I think he meant, he thought he had friends and turns out he didn't have any. OP: Did no one call you? Because if no one did, I might call BS. I mean, you can't be the worst douchebag in the world for everyone to stand you up. Right? RIGHT?
Geist_fml 0
I love you Man!
roflcobra 4
+1
Erindub 0
Save your future wife the embarrassment and call off the wedding too
deadly55 0
that's a little harsh.
beepelati 5
that was really mean.
Fuckedyourlifean 0
Is that your answer to life douche bag?