Today, the person I was seeing asked to be just friends. A few hours later, they tried to talk me into having sex. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I drove 4 hours to see my girlfriend of a year, as she had asked me to stay with her for a few days. When I arrived she told me she wanted to be friends as she liked someone else, but wanted me to stay the few days so we could work on being friends. FML
Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to stay just friends. Not only did I get denied, apparently we're also "just friends." FML
Today, my ex, who has been asking me to get back with her, told me that she doesn't want to be in a relationship with me when I asked. FML
Today, I finally got to spend a good amount of time with this girl I had been trying to get with for weeks, only to realize I wasn't that into her. I asked my friend for help and he proceeded to literally drag me away from her, while I pretended to try and stop him. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing told me he did not want to pursue a relationship with me after over two months of talking. He did the exact same thing to me seven years ago. I fell for him twice. FML
Today, a guy I've been dating for a year asked me to meet him for dinner and a couple of drinks. After dinner, he confessed that he's been seeing another woman and has decided he wants to seek a relationship with her. He then told me how sex with me is great, but he didn't want me to continue being "the other woman." FML
Today, the previously charming guy I've been seeing for the past two weeks tried to introduce a weekly sex quota into our relationship. FML
Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML
Today, I got turned down by the person who has been wanting to date me for five months. FML
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Top comments
Tripartita 45
"As much as I appreciate the offer, would you mind doing it yourself? You know, like, go **** yourself."
vicfirthfan 11
that's when you calmly explain to them that you're just friends now. Do it with a smile so it's insulting, since they insulted you with that bs
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Comments (42)
jessicasoho 13
sounds like every party
elsie23 11
Friend with benefits
cheshireau 26
What female hasn't had that happen to them? I had an Ex ask me to be friends with benefits when I broke up with him.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Well ex sex is usually pretty good. They know everything you like but cause you aren't in a relationship they make an effort to impress since every time might be the last. It's pretty tactless to ask for that when you break up with someone though.
OldSleaze 4
Am I the only one intrigued by the word "they"?
Colibrius_fml 5
Maybe you should read the other comments before asking...
liesseling 13
wauw this is most likely the most boring fml ever.
SteveDudleyUK 10
I hate it when women are like that. I hope you told her that she was right in the first place and you should just remain friends.
Limeila 10
And how exactly can you generalise on "women" on a genderless FML?
yara90 4
I think the joke was that this was obviously a FML about a guy..
bobsanction 18
Dollars to donuts this was written by a woman.
Girlshotdown1 21
Damn, that same thing happened to me the other day. He was school crush back then, we reconnected and he proceeded to say he wanted to be friends. ( I didn't want to be anything)then added me on snap chat and asked for nudes... I screen shot the conversation and sent it to his girlfriend. **** HIM
Tsukiyomi 16
Um, what
DataWog 30
Technically, friends with benefits is a kind of friendship... but technically, someone who sounds like an ass probably is.