Today, my ex, who has been asking me to get back with her, told me that she doesn't want to be in a relationship with me when I asked. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the person I was seeing asked to be just friends. A few hours later, they tried to talk me into having sex. FML
Today, my ex found out that I didn't cheat on her and apologized. I forgave her but now she wants me to leave my fiancee and get back together with her. She won't take no for an answer. FML
Today, the only girl I really loved said to me: I want you to be the father of my child, but I don't want to be your girlfriend. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to stay just friends. Not only did I get denied, apparently we're also "just friends." FML
Today, my ex called me up to suggest that we become friends, only so that she could introduce me to her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me telling me I have problems communicating and that I didn't understand her. When I asked her why she didn't talk to me about this before she said "I didn't want to talk about it." FML
Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend contacted me. She said she'd thought over her feelings over our temporary break in the relationship, and she wanted to try again. Being my stupid, self-loathing self, I asked her so many questions on if she was sure or not that she went back into doubt and revoked the offer. FML
Today, one of my female friends decided she wants a relationship with my ex. I told her I was fine with it because we've been apart for years and have been friends ever since. She then made him chose between being friends with me and having her as a girlfriend. I just lost two of my few friends. FML
Today, I was having a romantic dinner with my girlfriend when she said she had a confession. I expected something cute. Instead, she told me she’s been "reconnecting" with her ex for the past month... and wants to go back to him. FML
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JackWood 21
It's just a game to a lot of people.
Chazzster 32
Either the offer had a time limit, or maybe your ex ultimately wanted the opportunity to turn you down or break up with you… Either way, lose her contact information and forget her. Life is too short to spend with people who treat relationships like it’s a game.
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Comments (3)
JackWood 21
It's just a game to a lot of people.
Chazzster 32
Either the offer had a time limit, or maybe your ex ultimately wanted the opportunity to turn you down or break up with you… Either way, lose her contact information and forget her. Life is too short to spend with people who treat relationships like it’s a game.
win_10_cmd 3
You deserve better.