Today, the guy I've been seeing told me he did not want to pursue a relationship with me after over two months of talking. He did the exact same thing to me seven years ago. I fell for him twice. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a guy I had developed feelings for broke things off with me, giving me a version of the “it’s not you, it’s me” line. This was the first person I had liked/wanted to date in almost 8 years. I think I’m destined to be alone. FML
Today, the guy I've fallen for and have been dating on and off for 2 years told me that he kept contacting me to re-connect because he missed hanging out with me, but didn't actually have any feelings for me. I already paid for a non-refundable weekend away as his Christmas present for us both. FML
Today, I got dumped for the second time by the guy that I'd been seeing. He actually forgot that he'd already dumped me once this week and did it again. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I've recently started developing feelings for. We've been talking for a while, but he revealed that he wasn't being serious with anything we've been talking about, and didn't have any feelings for me. FML
Today, a guy I've been dating for a year asked me to meet him for dinner and a couple of drinks. After dinner, he confessed that he's been seeing another woman and has decided he wants to seek a relationship with her. He then told me how sex with me is great, but he didn't want me to continue being "the other woman." FML
Today, the guy I've been talking to for two months told me he hooked up with a girl last night, before blocking me on everything. I also was with him last night. FML
Today, after being so jaded by failed relationships, I'd given a guy who slid into my Facebook Messenger a chance. We'd entered the talking stage, only to be told four months later that he’s found a girlfriend, and no longer wants to continue this interaction and blocked me. FML
Today, the person I was seeing asked to be just friends. A few hours later, they tried to talk me into having sex. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that I wanted to get married eventually, and there's no way to talk me out of it. He broke up with me immediately. FML
Today, I got turned down by the person who has been wanting to date me for five months. FML
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Top comments
mekiswrite 21
"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me."
Sinshine 28
How does talking signal a desire to start a relationship?
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Comments (16)
mekiswrite 21
"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me."
Sinshine 28
How does talking signal a desire to start a relationship?
ThatOneLonelyAsian 31
Shh she'll misinterpret your comment as being in a relationship with you
kenken5 16
For young adults “talking” usually means texting and hanging out in a romantic sense before moving into a romantic relationship
ThatOneLonelyAsian 31
You never learn do you ... pfft
bobsanction 18
You'd think you would have learned the first time.
Mungolikecandy 19
A similar thing happened to a friend of mine. Dated a woman and she was "the one", then she cheated on him a few times. They split up. A few years later she pops up on his Facebook feed, they end up getting back together because she had changed. A short while later she is cheating on him again. It is never good to go back over past trodden ground.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Is it too early for a Last Christmas reference? **** it, I'm making one, anyway. "Once bitten, and twice shy..." Sing along, you joyless bastards!
shannon2348 14
sounds like you need to smarten up. ydi
AmbrosiaFan 19
2 months of talking does not mean a romantic relationship...
831curmudgeon 7
Second time is on you.
Jonkbaby 23
dump his as!!