Today, my dad and I found in my house a water filter that has not been changed in over 20 years. We have been drinking that water that has been going through a filter that had more colors than a rainbow on it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that my dishwasher has a filter. I cleaned out food from it that has never been in my kitchen since I moved in. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my mom and wash her car while she was away. Today, I also found out how gross our well water is. The car looks worse than before. FML
Today, I heard on television that a body was found in my city's water reservoir. Word is that it was dead for over a week. I've been drinking and showering with that water. FML
Today, I was running water for a relaxing bath. There have been some problems with the town's water for a while now, so I was pleased when the water looked so clear. Right as I thought that, however, the water instantly changed from crystal clear to shit brown. FML
Today, my parents decided that the best way to save money was to dilute everything we drank with water. Only one more year of watered down soda and juice to go. FML
Today, I noticed a thick layer of mold growing inside the straw of my water bottle. I use that bottle every day. FML
Today, my dad decided to clean my 20 gallon fish tank. I had 6 fish. One of them was called a transparent fish, clear with a bright orange tail, which was my favorite. My dad didn't see it, and dumped the water out along with it. FML
Today, my Brita filter for my pitcher needs a replacement. This wouldn't be even remotely that big of a deal, except this month I also ran out on a few other necessities that weren't exactly what one would call cheap. I'm trying to both save money but also learn more healthy habits (like drinking more water). FML
Today, I found out my friends replaced the water in my bottle with vodka when all my fish died. Any water I don't finish the night before, I pour into my tank the next morning. Thousands of dollars and years hard work, gone. FML
Today, I found out I have sodium fluoride poisoning. Apparently, my water has a high level of sodium fluorine. I've been drinking much more water lately trying to be healthier. FML
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FML9500 0
that is disgusting. why didnt you check it earlier?
soiree_fml 0
out of all the fmls i've read, this one probably grossed me out the most. blech :(
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Comments (56)
FML9500 0
that is disgusting. why didnt you check it earlier?
TehGirreth 0
Rainbow has all colors. You lose.
TheTerenity 9
50 Not Black, Gray, or White :) I think white could be seen...
StarWolf111 21
Those are shades, dumb ****.
teentee401 37
Also, no one else noticed that it tasted funny?
soiree_fml 0
out of all the fmls i've read, this one probably grossed me out the most. blech :(
blland 0
hur? disgusting? we drank mud in vietnam, dude.
Bubblybubble 0
Yes, you drank mud in VIETNAM! This is in their own home. You drank it to survive, they drank it not knowing. Besides, I'd rather drink mud to be honest xD
Mustardnight 3
Ah pendatic, the four yorkeshiremen meet again! I live in a port o potty.
jakel121 0
Vietnam was for pussys! During Yavin, we ate tacos and swallowed lazors! then we vomited a royal rainbow! That is way worse the mud.
rolaimss 0
ehhwwww,
postaltubealex 0
moldy. this is very very bad, but you probably built up a tolerance.
cgjd 0
Well if you didnt notice any taste or color in the water then it probably didnt matter anyway but YDI for not checking earlier
bunnygirl09 1
that's gross..... as if you wouldn't had noticed a taste difference in the water.
terriibabiiix23 0
that's really GROSS. that's why I don't drink tap water cause it's disgustingg.
jaywizzleeee 0
that is just so diacusting!!!! ewwwwwwwh
CallMeHush 1
And now I bet you remember every mystery lump you ever drank when you think of the brown filter skuzz. Mmmmmmm
infantry831 0
eat shit