ksamp
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the man I love still thinks that female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
BustedEgo
Norway, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
jasmine
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world. Too bad he has never once made me orgasm in the two and a half years we've been together. FML
Anonymous
Lincolnton, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Keep on going!
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd never made a girl orgasm. I didn't think much of it until he decided to go down on me. Every time he got me close to orgasm, he'd stop and ask, "Are you about to come?" or "Does that feel good?" Now I can see why he's never made a girl orgasm. FML
Enni
Today, my husband told me that, "a girl's orgasm serves no purpose". FML
Anonymous
Benevento, Italy 🌶️ Spicy
It's not you, it's him
Today, after telling my boyfriend I never achieved an orgasm with any of my past partners, and therefore telling him what I need to get there, he won't even touch me, let alone do anything "down there" because he has never done it on any of his past girlfriends, and thinks it's gross. I make sure to always be fresh and clean. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML
Gabi
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
Jen
Woodland Hills, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Communication breakdown
Today, my new boyfriend asked why it takes me so long to reach orgasm. I didn't have the heart to tell him that he's never even given me one. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
What a wuss
Today, my boyfriend flat out refuses to ever give me oral because it grosses him out when I squirt, and there's no way he wants that anywhere near his face. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Sweet summer child
Today, my boyfriend has so many hang ups about being good at sex that when we actually had sex for the first time this morning, he got upset that I was touching my clit while he was inside me. Apparently it was a sign I think he’s bad at it, and had to do it myself. Neither of us orgasmed today. FML
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rattusrattus 19
Any man who refused to attempt to make me ****** would be drop-kicked out the door. They're ******* awesome.
dreamering 16
Kick him in the balls and say that the pain is a myth.
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pntgirl95 14
Then say you think man orgasms are a myth and refuse to have sex!
nerderific 3
And you love this willfully ignorant, selfish, chauvinistic prude...why?
linko_fml 0
Bitch make him a sandwich!!
sexxme 9
Tell him you believe male orgasms are also a myth. Some one isn't getting any head!
vbmg152 19
Kick him to the curb!! Now!!!
darthrawn 0
Dump him. U can find better. He is obviously an idiot.
Person12720 3
Dump that loser. If he's too much of an inconsiderate prick to listen to your own needs and wants, then he can go F himself =). One day he'll get stuck with a woman who's just as sexually unappealing as him, and considers sex a chore/only for babymaking, and he can enjoy not having to put any effort into making her happy, while she just lays there like a dead fish as he flops around on top of her. That's the only future for someone like him.
Clarice1 9
And you love this creep WHY?? Seriously. I'm not saying that sex is the most important part of a relationship, but even if he doesn't believe that an ****** is possible, his refusing to do something that will give you pleasure is really messed up. It's borderline misogynistic, actually -- he's essentially saying that sex is for his enjoyment alone, that he has a right to your body but it isn't worth his time to help you enjoy it too. I know we don't choose to fall in love, but I think you need to question whether you should be involved with this guy.
Clarice1 9
Also, thanks to all the straight men who actually feel that sex is more satisfying when their partner has an ******. You are going to be rewarded with a lot more getting laid.
Chucknorris1463 0
females have those holy cow 0_0