ksamp
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the man I love still thinks that female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
BustedEgo
Norway, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
jasmine
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world. Too bad he has never once made me orgasm in the two and a half years we've been together. FML
Anonymous
Lincolnton, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Keep on going!
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd never made a girl orgasm. I didn't think much of it until he decided to go down on me. Every time he got me close to orgasm, he'd stop and ask, "Are you about to come?" or "Does that feel good?" Now I can see why he's never made a girl orgasm. FML
Enni
Today, my husband told me that, "a girl's orgasm serves no purpose". FML
Anonymous
Benevento, Italy 🌶️ Spicy
It's not you, it's him
Today, after telling my boyfriend I never achieved an orgasm with any of my past partners, and therefore telling him what I need to get there, he won't even touch me, let alone do anything "down there" because he has never done it on any of his past girlfriends, and thinks it's gross. I make sure to always be fresh and clean. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML
Gabi
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
Jen
Woodland Hills, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Communication breakdown
Today, my new boyfriend asked why it takes me so long to reach orgasm. I didn't have the heart to tell him that he's never even given me one. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
What a wuss
Today, my boyfriend flat out refuses to ever give me oral because it grosses him out when I squirt, and there's no way he wants that anywhere near his face. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Sweet summer child
Today, my boyfriend has so many hang ups about being good at sex that when we actually had sex for the first time this morning, he got upset that I was touching my clit while he was inside me. Apparently it was a sign I think he’s bad at it, and had to do it myself. Neither of us orgasmed today. FML
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rattusrattus 19
Any man who refused to attempt to make me ****** would be drop-kicked out the door. They're ******* awesome.
dreamering 16
Kick him in the balls and say that the pain is a myth.
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Salkadi 9
Sucks for you
hateevryone 15
tell him women giving men oral sex is a myth. see what he does then.
dansco 25
Stick a finger up his arse and show him lol
helpme37 0
Give it self one!!
h4ppys3xym3 6
I'm sorry, no man is that dumb. I think he's just lazy and that's his excuse to not do anything. I say you should give him a taste of his own medicine.
xgetxbentx 13
So stop trying to give him one and just buy yourself a sex toy. Then he can have a taste of his own medicine. Or do what most other people said and ********** for him.
FMLisNotReal 0
Q: what's the best way to give a woman an ******? A: Who cares.
pike1346 3
Wow, that is bad
TheyCallmeStacey 9
Gawd sweetie you're missing out
lulzmylife 4
You have my condolences for your terrible taste in men. Why on earth would anyone fall in love with such an ignorant, self-absorbed asshole? My suggestion is: next time he asks for a *******, tell him they're a myth and he won't get another one until he gives you an ******. Well, actually, my first suggestion is to dump his ass like a hot potato. But if you won't do that, then try the above until at least one of you comes to your senses.