Today, I baked a chicken pot pie in the oven. I pulled it out, and noticed a big piece of tasty-looking, flaky pastry had come loose. Without thinking I ripped it off and popped it into my mouth. I HEARD the skin on the inside of my cheeks burn. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML
Today, I popped something straight out of the oven into my mouth. It burned my tongue instantly, but instead of spitting it out, I swallowed. I felt it burning all the way down. Now I can’t eat solid food or drink hot drinks. FML
Today, I had so much skin peeling off my lips that it got caught in my fork as I was eating. FML
Today, I got a meat pie for lunch. I bit into it and felt something hard. I spat it out. It was a tooth. I checked my mouth in a panic and discovered, with mixed feelings of relief and horror, that the tooth wasn’t mine. FML
Today, while house sitting, I went to take my pizza out of the oven, not realizing that the oven mitt had a hole in it. FML
Today, I baked a cake. After feeding it to my entire family, I opened the stove, planning to temporarily store the cake inside. I then noticed a mouse, burnt to a crisp. FML
Today, I made myself a hot pocket for lunch. I managed to scald myself on the red-hot cheese, and at the same time bite into the center, which was somehow still frozen solid. FML
Today, I was making a homemade pizza for myself. I've been unhappy lately, so I arranged the pepperoni in the shape of a smiley face to cheer myself up. The pizza burned. FML
Today, whilst on a road trip with friends, we stopped at a roadside diner for lunch. I ordered a chicken sandwich and when it arrived, I took a huge bite out of it, only to realize that it was still completely raw in the middle. FML
Today, I was working and eating. I was so tired that I bit into my pen and smeared my chocolate-filled pastry on my exercise book. FML
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24788 7
God, I'm so hungry now. FYL though.
PianoManGidley 0
So what does it sound like? Just a general sizzle?
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24788 7
God, I'm so hungry now. FYL though.
zomgbies 17
FYL?! OP was dumb enough to eat something straight out of the oven. OP, Darwin called, he said YDI
PianoManGidley 0
So what does it sound like? Just a general sizzle?
alex105 0
well I say this person is full of shit I am a baker and I have out pastry straight from oven into my mouth and it don't burn in the slightest
claudia8D 0
probably cuz I've done that so many times u have no feeling in ur mouth
DaGirlz 0
Well...did it still taste good?
emirie 21
He probably couldn't taste anything besides burning flesh
rukusrazor 0
Wash it down with some fava beans and a nice chianti. /obscure?
lizamaphone 6
no, I'd say the most famous line from on of the most memorable horror movies ever made is pretty obscure O.O fail XD
vxjazz 0
Didn't it feel hot when you picked it up? If it was really that hot, you should have dropped it the instant you picked it up...
blankaex 0
Ripped it off, not picked it up.
fucMyLifeSoHard 18
You would still feel the heat 109
misterasdfjkl 0
what did it sound like??? oh and #3, i think the tongue was burnt too...
Scheisse11 0
Ouch. Jeeze dude, have some patience.
winterharte 0
But it's like pizza rolls fresh from the microwave, you just can't resist it xD
lexi050 0
I love pizza rolls :D
badluckalex 23
the inside of pizza rolls is LAVA but you have to eat it while they are hot!
alki_fml 5
you're an idiot. what temp did you bake the pie at? 350F? so it's that hot when it comes out and you pop some of the pastry into your mouth without letting it cool? YDI
Vagrarian 2
No big deal. "Pizza mouth" is the half-joking term used by docs and dentists to refer to burns on the cheek and palate. It's nothing major; cell regeneration and replacement in the mouth is fast, so you'll heal up quickly. Just hope you learned a little patience from this.
Julesev 0
8, I think they probably figured that one out. I think everyone's burned the crap out of their mouths at some point OP :)
coolster56 0
some call it a lifestyle