Today, the guy I thought I was exclusive with admitted that the only reason he comes over is because no one else will sleep with him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the guy I've been dating and sleeping with told me he is also dating another woman, but that they only kiss. I was under the impression we were exclusive for two months now, since I told him if we slept together that it would be. FML
Today, I found out the only reason why a friend of mine even bothered talking to me. He thought that I'd sleep with him if he was nice enough. FML
Today, a guy I've been dating for a year asked me to meet him for dinner and a couple of drinks. After dinner, he confessed that he's been seeing another woman and has decided he wants to seek a relationship with her. He then told me how sex with me is great, but he didn't want me to continue being "the other woman." FML
Today, the guy I had to let go because he told me he didn’t “want a relationship or anything serious” started becoming exclusive with someone else. This is the fourth guy this has happened with. What’s wrong with me? Why am I not good enough to date? FML
Today, I got talking to a really hot guy at a party. He told me that he was only here because he heard the host would sleep with anyone, and he and his buddies had a bet going. It was my party. FML
Today, I slept with a friend who always bitches about how he can't keep a girlfriend. When he finished within 3 minutes, I understood why. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
Today, I got blown off by my “exclusive partner” on the night of my birthday supper, only to find out he went on a Tinder date with my friend. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend regularly has his ex stay over. They even share a bed. He doesn't see a problem with this. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend admitting that he's only dating me because having me around "sucks a bit less than fucking my own hand". FML
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Top comments
MsConfusedd 27
At least you know you're still exclusive!
Hilda_x 25
Don't be okay with being someone's last resort. Move on and find a guy that's going to choose you first.
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Comments (49)
Mathalamus 25
Well, being the last resort sucks. I'm used to it.
freddygasman 18
if your not happy with it, stop waiting to be found and start looking you'll find someone that'll make you happy and when you do it'll totally change your outlook on life
Mathalamus 25
Last time I tried, the last thirteen months were just endless conflicts. I'll wait a while first.
KingLewisII 34
guess he decided to love the one he's with
steve02134 7
Wow, what an idiot! He should be grateful he has a home for little johnnie!
LucasVDB 23
Lol wtf
captainsmegma 12
How much more exclusive do you want?
tiredofwaiting 25
At least you won't be cheated on.
ndnpride88 25
Any woman should be treated like a queen not just a f**k toy. Stop seeing him and find you someone better
crudeandrudeguy 29
"Almost" every woman.... It MUST be said because there are some truly heartless, soul crushing, self-entitled, egotistical users out there who deserve to be treated like the waste of oxygen that they are. Men and women. Chipmunks too... Never trust a chipmunk.
MorbidInsanity 11
Lame
gracehi 33
You found the key to a strong relationship. Lower your standards enough, and you'll have a faithful boyfriend in no time.
hipposteve 21
You deserve better, dont stoop to his behavior.
Cebolamole 13
Well, you were right, you are exclusive.
yeongji 31
Show him the true meaning of "no one will sleep with me" and not "no one ELSE will sleep with me".