Today, the guy I thought I was exclusive with admitted that the only reason he comes over is because no one else will sleep with him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the guy I've been dating and sleeping with told me he is also dating another woman, but that they only kiss. I was under the impression we were exclusive for two months now, since I told him if we slept together that it would be. FML
Today, I found out the only reason why a friend of mine even bothered talking to me. He thought that I'd sleep with him if he was nice enough. FML
Today, a guy I've been dating for a year asked me to meet him for dinner and a couple of drinks. After dinner, he confessed that he's been seeing another woman and has decided he wants to seek a relationship with her. He then told me how sex with me is great, but he didn't want me to continue being "the other woman." FML
Today, the guy I had to let go because he told me he didn’t “want a relationship or anything serious” started becoming exclusive with someone else. This is the fourth guy this has happened with. What’s wrong with me? Why am I not good enough to date? FML
Today, I got talking to a really hot guy at a party. He told me that he was only here because he heard the host would sleep with anyone, and he and his buddies had a bet going. It was my party. FML
Today, I slept with a friend who always bitches about how he can't keep a girlfriend. When he finished within 3 minutes, I understood why. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
Today, I got blown off by my “exclusive partner” on the night of my birthday supper, only to find out he went on a Tinder date with my friend. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend regularly has his ex stay over. They even share a bed. He doesn't see a problem with this. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend admitting that he's only dating me because having me around "sucks a bit less than fucking my own hand". FML
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Top comments
MsConfusedd 27
At least you know you're still exclusive!
Hilda_x 25
Don't be okay with being someone's last resort. Move on and find a guy that's going to choose you first.
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Comments (49)
DjeePee 25
You know what would help? Some good old communication. Don't think you're in an exclusive relationship, be sure about it. Your boyfriend is also guilty as ****, even a bit more, I would say. Open relationships aren't the norm, so he was quite obnoxious for hoping that, what, you would smell it?
MorbidInsanity 11
Dude sounds like he sucks. Ditch him.
iHateHippiesToo 6
Free sex though. :)
vikky538 29
You are only exclusive until you are excluded.
lauraelisabeth 3
That's bullshit. Don't sleep with him either. If he cared about you he wouldn't tell you that. (I you're sure he wasn't kidding.)
daganmarie 11
It's happened to me too ;/
gorgeous_vixen95 12
Wow he is a jerk! I would've kicked him out, get rid of that guy!
gorgeous_vixen95 12
Why do most of the good comments have so many dislikes and all the stupid ones have so many likes??
BloodyGlass 10
Joke's on him, now even you won't sleep with him. :D
Ominous_NomNom 13
Nobody deserves that. More so, nobody should have to hear that from someone that is supposed to care about them. That aside, being from Jersey, he's probably Fake Tan Orange with rock solid spikey hair.