Today, the guy I've been dating and sleeping with told me he is also dating another woman, but that they only kiss. I was under the impression we were exclusive for two months now, since I told him if we slept together that it would be. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the guy I thought I was exclusive with admitted that the only reason he comes over is because no one else will sleep with him. FML
Today, a guy I've been dating for a year asked me to meet him for dinner and a couple of drinks. After dinner, he confessed that he's been seeing another woman and has decided he wants to seek a relationship with her. He then told me how sex with me is great, but he didn't want me to continue being "the other woman." FML
Today, I found out that the guy I’d been seeing for four months, with holidays, gifts, intimacy, meeting friends, the whole “building something” vibe, had secretly been on a dating app sleeping with another girl the whole time (she also still doesn't know). He lied, offered no apology, and justified his actions by saying, “We weren’t official.” FML
Today, the guy I like told me in casual conversation that I shouldn't get mad at him if he makes out with other girls at the bar, he only does it when he's drunk, that he doesn't really like them. We've been sleeping together for a week now. He met me at the bar. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years confessed that he was sleeping with me and 5 other girls while we first started dating. He told me he numbered us and rolled a die to see which one he would date. I guess I won. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I'd kissed another girl five days before we got together. She told me, "That's OK, I slept with my boss last week." FML
Today, since I've been falling for the girl I've been sleeping with for the past couple of months, I decided it was time for us to talk about making things official and exclusive. I was confident she'd feel the same way. Then I found out she's an escort. FML
Today, I found out the guy I have been sleeping with didn't actually break up with his girlfriend. She just moved for a few weeks during quarantine. They are now living with each other, and I'm alone and confused. FML
Today, after I caught my (now ex) boyfriend cheating. He told me that it isn't my business if he was seeing other woman, because we didn't had an official relationship. We have been living together in a house we bought, for two years now. FML
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tounces7 28
He's probably lying about the just-kissing part too. He's just working up to "Kiss each others genitals".
lifeis4me 20
Why do people always think crummy spouses are the victim’s fault? People are able to hide their bad sides
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WistayShlaio82 13
You have interesting taste in men.
lifeis4me 20
Why do people always think crummy spouses are the victim’s fault? People are able to hide their bad sides
WistayShlaio82 13
Maybe they should focus on themselves and learn to see people for what they really are instead of trying so hard to get into a relationship. Your move sonic
tounces7 28
Spouse? They're dating, not married. As far as tastes go...you can't be blamed for everything someone you date does, but at some point, after you find yourself dating the SAME TYPE of person, over and over again? At that point, it's 100% on you.
pjsr 33
Now you know that a guy also has to tell you the same thing. It isn’t something you announce on your own.
julfunky 29
If she said “if we sleep together that means we are exclusive” and he decides to sleep with her under those conditions it would be considered an agreement to any rational mind. At the very least he would need to verbally disagree for this to be put on her. Which, given the fact that she was blindsided by this, I assume he didn’t. Yea, it should have been a conversation, not a declaration. But she said it. And he didn’t object.
RichardPencil 32
I hope you mean EX-guy you've been dating and sleeping with. Too bad the English language doesn't have a single word (even a compound word) that captures whole phrase. "I hope you mean EX-(blah blah)" would sound a lot punchier.
tounces7 28
He's probably lying about the just-kissing part too. He's just working up to "Kiss each others genitals".
julfunky 29
I’m sure it’s nothing more than kissing. And hugging. You know, hugging his genitals with hers.
Brightside86 31
Dating is hard, if this is the worst thing about the relationship consider yourself lucky.