Today, the guy I like and his friend came home with me to work on a project. I opened my front door and my mum was at the top of the stairs completely naked, bent over, drying her hair with the hairdryer. It took a few moments for her to realise we were there. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML
Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML
Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML
Today, I was at my new apartment. My fiancé was coming home so I filled the apartment with candles and put on some sexy music. When he came up to my door, I answered the door, naked. What I didn't know was that he was bringing his dad to see the new apartment. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
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arexis 6
You should introduce your mom to clothes ... FYL
The_Big_Boss 20
Did they like it?
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Comments (90)
RachelSN2191 4
so is your mom hot?
Pretty_reckless_fml 18
Blow drying the hair on her head I'm hoping O_o
patacus 14
every time I see mum in an fml the voice in my head gets a british accent. ^_^
Jasonperez 9
Wow FYL
CrookedCook 14
Totally sounds like a porno.
simoncat 11
Well, on the bright side, they aren't likely to forget you any time soon.
SmilingMonsterCB 4
And no one thought to let her know for that long??? If it was me, I wouldn't have just stood there, I would have been yelling! Both at mom to get her attention that people were in the house and for the boys to get the fnck out. I feel worse for the mom than OP (and the guys, too...)
phoebe777 8
lmao that sucks
emimimi 8
Don't worry, this happens to me all the time, hopefully your friends can understand!
TheElBurrrito 21
All the time, huh? So, you often bring home the guy you like, and his friend, to your mom fully nude? ...... Sounds like a good time.
foisted 6
Is your mom milf material??