Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, my new friend and I went out to a concert. When we came back to her house, she ran upstairs and left me alone. Suddenly, a naked man came into my view and I stared at him, horrified. Great way to meet her Dad. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, I slept in late and when I woke up, thought I was the only one in the house so I decided to walk around the corner to the only upstairs bathroom naked. My dad also slept in, also thought he was the only one in the house, and also decided to walk to the bathroom naked. We collided. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, while looking at a house to buy, I opened a bathroom door. There was a naked man on the toilet. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML
Today, while I was sitting on the toilet, my toddler swung the door open. We just bought the house, and we have no curtains. Our new neighbor, who I haven't met, was mowing her yard. I stood half-naked to close the door, and our eyes met. I froze. She waved. FML
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Hiimhaileypotter 53
Hopefully he didn't get angry that you were inside his house.
themarshal_fml 6
I was gonna say "It's not gay unless you look into his eyes" but oh well.
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Hiimhaileypotter 53
Hopefully he didn't get angry that you were inside his house.
143dav 8
I think he'd be more angry over the fact that OP saw his junk.. Unless he swings the other way. Anyways OP's life sucks. There's nothing more awkward than seeing your girlfriend's dad naked.
Climaxx 11
Hopefully they laugh about it now, or in a few years to make it more believable.. Most people I know just text when they're outside, OP.
willsmithjr 2
Well if he is he'll get angrier when he finds op inside his daughter, if you know what I mean..
heygirlie777 21
FML Team, I just wanted to let you know that there should be an apostrophe in "can't."
doctorhook86 25
I'm imagining the dad walking out like a boss, staring down the OP. It takes a lot of swagger to stare somebody down while you're naked.
SilverGTP99 8
Did you shake his... Hand?
drewcat21 0
Sounds like you know this feeling well.. Lol
thgiL 9
19- is there another way to take that?
sens3sfailing 25
Yes, OP's girlfriend and her father could be cannibals and the dad would get mad when he found that she had killed and eaten him by herself leaving nothing for him to eat, hence he would be angry that OP was inside his daughter...
frankster12 4
Yeah did you still get to see your girlfriend?
pmr1990 12
Is that a hand print on your face? Please explain.
IAmJad 18
Yes. If by girlfriend, you mean girlfriend's dad's penis,
Warden1986 16
#33 that's what it looks like to me too. Perhaps she's works for the white wizard Sauraman.
drewcat21 0
Whatever it is she is still quite attractive.
missathegirlwond 19
Never in the same way, I'm sure.
mckibben 7
75- You're very right. She is.
EvilPotato 15
"So how's your day today" - OP's dad.
Drigr 9
OP's BF "well it just got a whole lot worse, you?" OP's Dad "its alright, just hangin out.."
Rosicles 8
/ "what the **** are you doing wandering around my house?"
GuessWhatKids 13
It wasn't OP's dad.
themarshal_fml 6
I was gonna say "It's not gay unless you look into his eyes" but oh well.
beccaishereyay 11
It's better than staring at his junk...
perdix 31
#4, Y'know, you DID say it.
TheStoryOfWazza 9
Did you suck it?
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Nope, he didn't.
SystemofaBlink41 27
5- suck what? The door? The cat? The dad's pride? Please specify...
UberNova 18
Was this the scenario you thought occurred? "Oh... Its her dad.. This is awkward and disgusting, better suck his dick"
gc327072 31
Only Perdix has the reputation for pulling off these comments. You fail!
flockz 20
i don't know about the FML, but someone is doing some sucking on perdix's dick.
onlychildFTW 34
Because OP dropping to his knees to suck the dads dick will make it less awkward. Riiiight...
jroxursox1 10
Why would you ask that?? Do you have some weird fantasy fetish thing that you need to talk to a therapist about??
AholeCop 11
Just pretend to be sleep walking and let yourself out.
shawnaishere 14
How do you sleep walk all the way to someone else's house?
MisterMichael 9
Now that's an intense staring contest
Khariau 8
Scared for life
datoismyname 22
Scarred*
Khariau 8
*sigh* sorry
RedPillSucks 33
The dads intention might be for OP to be both scared and scarred.
Khariau 8
That would have been a way out :D
perdix 31
Locking eyes is probably the least of your worries. I'll bet it's that glimpse that you caught of his raging hard-on that looks like beef jerky standing proud over a wrinkly, drooping ball sac that's causing the mental trauma. Am I right?
Sir_Crackerjacks 5
Why?!? Why so much detail?!?!
AwsumShyGuy 12
I think your vivid description just gave me mental trauma.
SerendipityRose 26
Seriously, man? Two mornings in a row, Perdix... If my Hubby doesn't strangle me for waking him up AGAIN, he's gonna at least lock up the iPad so I can't read FML in the early morning hours. I can't even show him the comment you made to help justify it because he'd probably try to just break my poor iPad instead.
perdix 31
#47, OK, I'll be the "bad cop" again. Just give me a heads-up if Mr. Grumpy-pants gases up the truck, throws in a bunch of guns and goes to hunt down the guy who keeps waking him up.
jroxursox1 10
I find it funny how you know what old man junk looks like well enough to describe it in such detail.
maskedman 9
Her father must have looked pretty impressive if you can't get his image out of your head.