Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Today, the guy I like and his friend came home with me to work on a project. I opened my front door and my mum was at the top of the stairs completely naked, bent over, drying her hair with the hairdryer. It took a few moments for her to realise we were there. FML
Today, I met my upstairs neighbours in person. They had been having vigorous sex and all of a sudden I heard a loud, “OH SHIT” and they both fell through the ceiling and ended up on top of me on my sofa, covered in plaster and dust, and stark naked. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were sexting, and he asked me if I would be naked and waiting for him when he got home. When he told me he was on his way, I took my clothes off and got into bed. What he didn’t tell me was he was bringing friends to pick up a desk from our place for their office. FML
Today, when I came home, my girlfriend was in sexy lingerie, and said it was a surprise for me. Sounds awesome, right? Too bad she was drenched in sweat and the room smelled like sex. I looked in the closet, only to get punched in the face by a naked guy. FML
Today, I was laying on the bed, naked, waiting for my boyfriend to come home since we haven't had sex in almost a month. Hearing him come in, I struck my sexiest pose. He walked into our room and tossed his backpack at me. Not only did we not have sex, his backpack gave me a black eye. FML
Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML
Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
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kawa_fml 0
He's a bastard...I wonder what on earth your friend was thinking while she was sitting in the closet listening to you. Sounds like a dirty romance novel plot. You're better off without them both, it would seem.
skittleface 0
i like the way this was written. that sucks so intensely.
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kawa_fml 0
He's a bastard...I wonder what on earth your friend was thinking while she was sitting in the closet listening to you. Sounds like a dirty romance novel plot. You're better off without them both, it would seem.
loverslanex3 0
I agree with all the above in kawa's comment. I'm sorry OP, dump him and get a new best friend.
FenderYK 0
YDI for being first
AnaMaree 0
YDI for not having a threesome.
TheDoge 0
YDI for thinking just 'coz your boyfriend slept with someone means that you have to be angry. Jeez. A man has to spread the seed, huh?
StealthStorm67 0
Stop replying to the first comment just to get your one-sentence comment at the top
ReasonsToFly 0
#72's a hypocrite. But, yeah, threesum.
xEmGai 0
ROOOFL Reminds me of Trapped in the closet.. by R Kelly XDD
genius_man16 1
this reminds me of the scene in "She's just not that into you"
genius_man16 1
#1 Your BF is a champ for being able to have great sex twice in a row on such short notice, and in such weird circumstances #2 Your boyfriend is a manwhore, and you should probably punch him in the balls as hard as you can #3 Your 'best friend' is a raging ****, and you should probably consider killing her and leaving her there in the closet #4 FYL for sure, that sucks really bad. But in the long run, you will be glad to be rid of these two. Okay, so that's weird, i don't remember posting that first time... time to change mah password!
s_p_e_b 0
oh god...i dont know what i would do...actually i do...i would tear the beotch to shreds....i dont really trust my friendds with my bf. i do trust him thouggh.
LoganBballin16 0
he is just having great luck don't be sippin on that haterade! lol
blump68 0
that guy is such a man! mad props to him
preetyprincess 0
ur better off without them if find somebody u can trust and some one that trust u :)
HahaHillarious1 0
shoulda had a threesome. wow tht woulda been an experience.
kapowi 0
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Bahahah, oh that's funny. OP, sorry to hear that.
fmlfmlfml15 0
He had great sex twice in a row lucky him
sieera00 8
what great friend and boyfriend you have!!! ;D
sieera00 8
well..... used to have
lively12 0
It won't be funny when it happens to you.
cherlana32 0
He's a *****!
claireful 4
****-faced-ho-bag is more like it
eff_yo_life 0
I'm single
skittleface 0
i like the way this was written. that sucks so intensely.
screwtaylor 0
Okay, this was a good time to have a 3-sum. I'M JUST SAYIN'. Then, you would have all had great mind blowing sex.
rakkan56 0
Exactly ! 3 sum FTW
Starchild21 3
Lol party time
2O12 6
That's bs. OP won't ever look at them the same way again.
Achall91 17
Dignity and Self respect > Great mind-blowing sex
bitt3rsweet 0
:/ What's with people cheating on their boyfriends/girlfriends..... FFS. FYL D: (N)
xHaniffax 0
kill them both and make it look like something off CSI
CJ090 0
na make it like when Lucy Lui killed the 3 ppl in CHicago
marleesharpie 0
Chicago reference ftw.
screwtaylor 0
I think I know where this story is going.. "I'm trapped in the closet.. the closet Now the OP's coming closer to the closet.." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8IVlfyIc8g
hothotheat_ 13
haha, I definitely thought I was the only person in the world who actually watched every single trapped in the closet video.
_jdreaming 0
Mollywhop that B*****!!!