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Is home repair supposed to be sexy?

Today, while working at Lowe's, I had to deal with a situation in one of the bathroom aisles. Unfortunately, it wasn’t someone sitting on one of the toilets. It was two guys fucking in one of the shower displays. FML

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Zekfen 17

Possible movie titles: “Brokeback Mountain 2: Home Improvements” “50 Shades of Lowe’s”

Lobby_Bee 18

As a good Lowe's staff as you are, did you offer them shower curtains to try as well?

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Zekfen 17

Possible movie titles: “Brokeback Mountain 2: Home Improvements” “50 Shades of Lowe’s”

Donut_Wizard 23

Staring Tim Allen.

“More power! Ruh-ruh-ruh.”

Lobby_Bee 18

As a good Lowe's staff as you are, did you offer them shower curtains to try as well?

Omggg whenever I see a pretty bad "fml" they're somehow from where I'm at lmao 🤔 sucks you had to deal with that :(

Does this count as a shitty situation? I'm honestly not sure.

Doesn’t you store have the policy: “We break, we cry; Have coitus, you buy!”

was going to say something funny but now I'm more curious how you dealt with that.

really? how the hell did this get a down vote?

That’s one way to break a shower in...

like... do they bring lube wherever they go?

That must have been in one of the brushed-nickel or ceramic showers, because we all know what goes on in the golden one!

Since they “blessed” the display.....did they have to buy the whole display? 🤔 I’d love to hear more on how this situation was handled.....please post follow up!