Today, I had a rude awakening after a traffic accident the day before. I'd fled the scene to avoid having to pay hefty damage fines. I would have gotten away with it too, if my license plate hadn't fallen off and incriminated me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a truck rear-ended my car and drove off. I could see everything from my office, everything except his license plate. FML
Today, I was pulled over and fined $100 for driving without a license, as I'd accidentally left home without my wallet. I later found my wallet wedged beside my car seat, where it had been the entire time. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, I was driving to work when I had to abruptly brake to avoid a pedestrian who had suddenly jumped into the street. As a consequence, my parking ID was pushed in between the dashboard and the windshield. It is literally impossible to get it out before my shift starts. In other words, I'm going to get fined. FML
Today, I walked out to my car to see four kids taking the hubcaps, radio, and license plates off of my truck. I chased them six blocks until I tripped and twisted my ankle. I limped back to my car and found a ticket on my windshield for $55 dollars. The reason? Missing license plates. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Today, I was feeling super nervous about driving because I had my first accident the day before. As I stopped at a red light, I got rear-ended. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
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Top comments
jibz 6
YDI 100 times over OP, never hit and run. man up and own up to your mistakes or stay off the roads.
Gummybears4life 0
You're an idiot. You deserved it.
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Comments (245)
rooye_fml 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
poor u but that happens to everyone
KaintukeeBob 13
No, it happens to people who break the law. Fleeing the scene is a crime.
DocBastard 40
No, it doesn't happen to people who don't flee the scene of a crime like a little pussy.
Phorenzix 0
Yeah sure, that happens to everyone. Also, just to maintain that high standard of driving, you should understand that after sunset, speed limits don't apply, and that you can legally drive on each side of the road.
Daileyyy 0
Did the op purposely make a scooby doo reference?
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Doc, don't generalize ******* like that! My cat would've stuck around.
Acousticpixie14 6
No that does not happen to everyone. It happens to assholes. OP, I wish I could smack you.
chunky_baby 4
you are a total ****. a fail at life.
xStarKillerx 4
We gonna find you.
bebz_fml 0
116 that was the worst joke I've ever heard
christinamarie17 29
#84 no OP did not purposefully make a scooby doo reference. OP is neither cool enough nor suave enough for that.
jibz 6
YDI 100 times over OP, never hit and run. man up and own up to your mistakes or stay off the roads.
LightningLadyy 0
Amen to that!
XxKyttixX 0
couldn't of said it better myself.
tygerarmy 35
I hope fleeing the scene is a felony. Go to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.
daeval14 0
^win
NiCoOLiOO 0
agreed
ahriel 0
you said it before I could. :)
bigwiensch 15
even if your license plate was nowhere to be found. they could still find the owner with the VIN
Gummybears4life 0
You're an idiot. You deserved it.
MuuuChuuu 5
wait was op expecting some sympathy by posting this?!
geekemo92 0
Sounds like he was expecting sympathy.
kencutie020 0
haha rite
porcelainkisses 5
You deserved it. I hope you get in more trouble for fleeing.
vivienmleigh 0
Hit & Run is just a Misdemeanour, I would think it's the same in Cali but who knows. Unless he was drunk & it was a 3rd DUI offence, then it's a felony!
MLGMikeyT 0
"Yeah, I woulda gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you kids and your stupid dog!" No sir, YOU are the stupid one.
Kilroy15 0
Hahahahaha, totally agree. he was the stupid shit who fled....
firecopy 6
you forgot meddling kids...
hedgerow 0
I love Scooby-Doo!
buzz199919 0
win
psyfreak84 3
you're worst then Hitler .
keepmeonthedl 7
Um. No.
emjay09 0
true true 7
Octwo 16
Its pretty funny how moronic cowards always try to draw sympathy for their stupidity
darkflight 3
Totally true.
disney_blonde 16
Congatulaions. You've just plead guilty to a crime. Hope the cops don't use FML.
ShadyFTW1 0
pled*
oneworldguy 0
Actually, "pleaded" is the correct word for legal jardon in Black's Law Dictionary. So you're both wrong. LOL
ocramavaf 15
*jargon*
iCreate 10
You can't escape the consequences of your actions, totally deserved...
Garytt 0
I always get away with everything so HA :D
DippinGrizzly907 27
I hope karma didn't hear you say that 157
Stupidpeopleanno 5
I thought you were going to say " and i would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids!"
thatgirlinoregon 21
I thought of Scooby Doo as well. lol
fuckmrsoftee 0
I did not think of Scoobie doo, I thought of a number between 1 and 10...