RaYan
Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
shilpajayseanfan
Canada
Today, I drove into my school. Literally drove into my school. FML
vinniesuckmadack
United States
Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML
Sonakshi
Cambridge, United Kingdom
Detained
Today, I forgot to bring a letter to my secondary school, so I went to detention. I told them it got lost, but it's only when my parents phoned and told them the same thing that they believed it. So I got detention for nothing. FML
buddy
United States
Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML
littl3storm
Today, I got up and walked to college for my only class which started at 9 a.m. after a night of restless sleep. Our exam is two weeks away, so I thought it would be better to attend. Apparently, my teacher thought differently. FML
itsawonderfulife
United States
Today, I was walking around my new school trying to figure out where to go. Then I realized I was talking to myself. Out loud. FML
Nicole
United States
Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML
Anonymous
San Diego, United States
I hate my life
Today, I woke up and remembered that I'm in law school. Now, I'm about to go to sleep, and I'm still in law school. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Another great day to be alive
Today, I didn’t get much done because I woke up late and therefore didn’t have much time. No wait, that was yesterday. Today I didn’t get much done because I woke up EARLY and was miserably tired and good for nothing all day. FML
quickfingers100
United Kingdom
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
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xMooMoox 0
Today, I thought you were a moron. Tomorrow I will think the same.
slyvanilla_creme 0
happened to me last year on labor day...
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slyvanilla_creme 0
happened to me last year on labor day...
jacsamm 0
rofl wth wuld u do dat?
JoshK9030 0
well op you go to school, and while no1 is there you knock out one of the janitors (preferably a mexican: some of em are really short) you then gotta take his keys and hide his unconcious body somewhere no1 will be able to find him. After so, you go into the school armed with a shitload of permanent markers, draw pentagrams all over ever board in the school along with other demonic symbols. when people see the janitor out cold, and satanic symbols in the school, they'll close the school for several weeks in order to investigate. and there you have it. instant vacation oh but If they catch u on camera... you're ****** :D
elcartel 0
you are what I like to call a racist prick
Lisimal 7
I would like to see you try to do that in Mexico. We'll see whose unconscious body will be found. Racist son of a bitch.
veronica7 0
been there done that many times
BigMacBoi 3
#40: Your spelling gave me cancer.
mk_03 0
The amount of times that's happened to me... Pwoah :P
Littlemuffinbox 6
Ahaha . I know exactly what you're talking about :P For some reason I always seem to forget it's a holiday. xD
Jumpingmal2 7
Hahaha i did the opposite, accidentally stayed home on a school day... For some reason, my teacher didnt find it very funny
nyknicks167 1
moron
hobojo11 0
ya woop de freken do
enzomankill 2
Don't be hattin bet it happened to u all the time
brianfantana32 10
How would you feel if that happened to you?
CantusVulpis 12
*is in love with 80's profile picture*
xMooMoox 0
Today, I thought you were a moron. Tomorrow I will think the same.
ILikePopCorn 0
hahahaha^^^ made my day.
amandalovee 0
lol
Alison25_fml 0
Hahaha
SulfurPlague 0
What happens the day after tomorrow?
xXCherrryBombXx 6
no. that doesn't work... it's just stupid. @66
hurrican_fml 0
That's RUDE!
HoleyColey 9
my friend, that thought will last an eternity
pleocavee 0
happens, maybe have a calendar near by?
dnr928 0
October 13 wasn't a holiday, I don't think. and this is the type of FML that is either bullshit and very unimaginative, or would be posted ON that day.
jeniilouise 0
theres other reasons why school can be closed, like teacher training days etc...
philly1128 0
it might have been posted a few days later too
ItsNotTheTime 0
this is the worst attempt at being funny i've ever seen. even worse than date movie.
stiles_fml 0
idiot that fml is almost as gay as the one were the guy says **** my life for not taking a shower
24788 7
Everyone makes a stupid mistake like that. It's minor and isn't worth crying over.
Bear62194 0
First of all this has been on fml before like 5 milloon times Second thats so stupid of you honestly