Today, the guy I like and his friend came home with me to work on a project. I opened my front door and my mum was at the top of the stairs completely naked, bent over, drying her hair with the hairdryer. It took a few moments for her to realise we were there. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML
Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML
Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML
Today, I was at my new apartment. My fiancé was coming home so I filled the apartment with candles and put on some sexy music. When he came up to my door, I answered the door, naked. What I didn't know was that he was bringing his dad to see the new apartment. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
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arexis 6
You should introduce your mom to clothes ... FYL
The_Big_Boss 20
Did they like it?
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arexis 6
You should introduce your mom to clothes ... FYL
porcupineattack1 5
Or just tell her it is mildly inappopriate to do anything naked in the point of view of the front door.
Whytetrash 21
What hair was she drying...?
muzy 23
I can't seem to shake the feeling that she does this on a regular basis.
102Percent 5
Imagine the guys thinking "If this is momma bear..." Ew.
ZeusBeDubsteppin 24
who the **** blow dries their hair at the top of the stairs?
The_Big_Boss 20
Did they like it?
subwaysurfers 13
If she was a MILF, I suppose they did. Although that would be a problem since the OP likes one of the guys.
cBlackout 13
Sounds like a "Stacy's Mom" scenario.
l23VIVE 17
Stacy can't you see you're just not the girl for me? I am in love with your mom. Because Stacy's mom has got it goin on...
sens3sfailing 25
I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's mom*
DaisyPink 6
I'm waiting on some guy to ask if your mom is hot or not.
cBlackout 13
It's a valid question.
ICastillo 25
I wonder if your friends made eye contact with the brown eye...
etchsanity1 11
Nope just the whispering eye ;)
Enslaved 38
And did she wink?
ICastillo 25
One of the eyes winked just not sure which one..
Elle_ShellBelle 15
Great movie
etchsanity1 11
Well hopefully they didn't get the stink eye after said wink ;)
tain103 1
Well, if she is hot then I'm sure they did not mind
tacojauns 45
I think they will becoming over more often, but saddily not for you
subwaysurfers 13
Dear Lord :O Be coming* sadly*
ICastillo 25
Be cumming*
HowieDoIt 21
Are you Stacey, by any chance? If so...time to worry
ironichalibut 24
You guys talking about THAT Stacy's mom? I know she's all I want.
birdierising 16
And you've waited for so long?
Steve95401 49
I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacey's mom.
seansbro56 10
This time she didnt even have a towel on!!
ironichalibut 24
44- I see what you did there! I guess it didn't quite fit into the thread right though. You threw off our groove.
perdix 31
What hair was she drying in that pose?
then000bster 16
I read the comment and thought... Hmm does she have really long hair? Hippy style length hair? Short hair?.... Then as I start reading the next comment only then does it strike me what you meant >:o
Sputnikspak 13
A common way of drying longer hair so that it has increased volume is to flip your head over and dry the underneath. I imagine this is what OP is talking about, since that method involves bending over. I have thick hair and do this from time to time if I want crazy volume. Not in the nude, though. I have a very nosy dog. I can only imagine what he'd take upon himself to stick his face into.
TheAbstract 15
That comment went straight over your head, didn't it?
perdix 31
#49, that wouldn't be too difficult because if their mind was in the gutter, it's not a great leap to go over their head. :D
Sputnikspak 13
#49: Oh no, I understood the innuendo implied perfectly well. I just didn't think it was particularly clever.
perdix 31
#81, in you end, oh! Nice!
seansbro56 10
Well just hope you look better in comparison
geocayce 7
And she wasn't in the bathroom or her bedroom because... Why wouldn't you immediately bring your presence to her attention, instead of letting your crush and friend get a prolonged look at her spread until she noticed?
ByronJess 17
She was probably in shock.
alliewillie 22
The mom had the hair dryer on and probably couldn't hear anything. FYL OP.
thewife5 19
14: the bathroom is probably at the top of the stairs. She most likely stood there for a few seconds and it felt like hours.. Poor OP. next time let your mom know you're bringing company home and then remind her a million times. How embarrassing.
RedPillSucks 33
She was trying to figure out how much to charge