Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, one of my mum's dinner guests walked in on me and my boyfriend kissing, only to let out a horrified scream. Apparently, my mum had introduced my boyfriend as her son, as she's embarrassed of my real brother. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to surprise him and caught him with another girl. As my boyfriend got up to explain himself, I, in a state of shock, violently threw up on him (and partially her). His mum had let me in the house. At least I know whose side she's on. FML
Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house. One thing led to another and we were just getting to the good parts when his mom walked in. After a long, awkward pause, she said, "I like your socks" and walked out. She's a teacher at my high school. I have to see her every day. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to my room and we were kissing. He was being exceptionally aggressive and intense when my brother knocked outside my door, demanding I open it. He had to jump out while I was fumbling to fix my top and cover my marks with my hair. FML
Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
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Top comments
CryMoreFMLs 15
Wow. What a manwhore!
firechildredhead 0
Who did she think YOU were then?
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Comments (277)
CryMoreFMLs 15
Wow. What a manwhore!
abbi96x 0
Well he's a keeper:')!
nutsackmuscle 0
Just means that he is in high demand. You should feel privileged.
Thanatos1206 0
11 why should crymorefmls feel privileged? I'm assuming you directed that towards him because you replied to his comment.
chester75 5
At least you found out, get back at him by pretending to be his sister and making out with him in front of the other girl. either he will admit he cheated on you both, or let her believe your incestuous siblings.
MyNameIsBruce 0
Or maybe it's her clone from the future?
EvilPotato 15
guess what OP, you're in two different places at once and you don't even know
noobgang7 5
Threesome?! Stop complaining and have some fun!
buzz18 7
wowww, bummer
iBanana 17
#36 win
Capt_Awesome137 0
#61- your pic is great. I love that movie
MyNameIsBruce 0
Definitely. Greatest movie ever.
laurbear12 3
maybe she was a girl who is his friend?
callofduty4life 0
i dont see what he did wrong
Suchagoonnn 4
haha 31 is a retard
CassSanchez 5
haha 136
rawyak 4
I see the same way as 136
sailorguy 2
Obviously you're not as special as you thought you were.
KingDingALing 9
And what's wrong with being a man-*****? They have a good salary. I would know, of course. I run the business and KaySL is my bottom-bitch. You know what I'm sayin'?
scotty122 0
win
nutsackmuscle 0
Well it's simple really 31. Most of the replies on the first comment have nothing to do with the actual comment. It usually ends up being a random thread. If it makes you feel any better you can go back and imagine I up in an OP in my original reply, cause I'm not typing it again. Why you ask? Well it's because you are what we in the business like to refer to as a **** sucker.
leoisthebestt123 0
dude,, welcome to the real world,, boys aren't what we think they are,, bit don't get me wrong some are pretty amazing and yeahh. but imma sorry!
leoisthebestt123 0
dude,, welcome to the real world,, boys aren't what we think they are,, bit don't get me wrong some are pretty amazing and yeahh. but imma sorry!
eezypeezylifeisb 0
And Bones pulls through again... "Maybe he's just not that into you" Now it's time to get over it and move on.
CrazyDude19 3
I'm a straight guy and I agree :P
AMagicalLeoplura 0
^cause they suck
FatGuyLover 0
meanwhile habs clinched a position
impregnator 0
pretty amazing until you go special victims unit on her ass
CrazyDude19 3
:( I know I'm very disappointed, but kind of used to it lol I'll cheer for Vancouver during playoffs... again
ThisIsMyJam 0
Vancouver lost too... To the OILERS. I am dissapoint. :
AMagicalLeoplura 0
yea, can't believe they lost to the last place team. they might finally win their first cup this year :)
RawRdoesntReally 0
lol
commentrawr 0
194- Dude... Welcome to the FML comments sections, where double posting is actually redundant, unlike in your glitches FaceBook chats...
USMC_SUPPORTER 0
yeah we all aren't bad
PugDelatorre 11
This was a train of dislikes......
Rallred32 20
Holy crap. So many dislikes
ASHLEYbcddd 0
lol omgggg! Wow. what a dick move from him
Capt_Awesome137 0
lol
MissMittens 0
lmfao ha ha ^
khaya 9
"So I guess that's no on the threesome, how do you feel about toys?"
T3P33_fml 0
#255: "do you include midgets when you refuse threesome? cuz I mean it would only be a twoandahalfsome!"
lntreis_fml 0
I don't get why people put YDI though. I mean how is that her fault if her boyfriend is a *****?
dbaybeeh 0
i agree her boyfriend is a bitch ! she should break up with him ... and its really not her fault her bf is a man *****
Snuffleupaguss 15
I go on FML on my phone and sometimes I click YDI when I don't mean to, but only a small percentage can be from that. I don't understand how it can be her fault either
picklezz123 5
threesome ?
020266t 5
win ^
ryankon518 3
That's what I would do...
HaiSunshine 0
+1
AnagenisisZagus 13
Go home, Sally.
mintcar 10
sense? since ? senesce?
EvilPotato 15
I was thinking the same thing
Schlimpikins 0
The threesome is just a competition, whichever one is better is the one you keep.
jordanof23 6
hahahhahahaha
soccer7777 0
win.
CommonSenseKarma 17
Let's all help the cause to make group sex a competitive team sport.
Schlimpikins 0
My woody says I'm already on the bandwagon
rawyak 4
if ur a dude, don't let her pick the other dude. she will pick up a dude who's shlong is as big as ur leg. she will **** him so hard that u say" I'm just gonna go play some xbox" I learned from experience
thatonename 7
that deserves it's own fml. but it did make me giggle whole-heartedly.
ToriTheTurtlexD 0
Aw snap D:
CaptinFalconKnig 6
snap crackle pop rice krispies =D
WhateverFloatsYo 0
cute icon(;
CaptinFalconKnig 6
his name is mr buttons
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Well, Mr. Buttons is cute! ^_^ I'm more of a cat guy, but he's just adorable!!
ColorfulDonut 7
^ lol me 2
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
awwww no I like the turtle icon :} it's SO cute!
crazycristoph 0
hahahahaha i would slap him if i were u
roseydot 0
Maybe the Mother was trying to help the girlfriend by telling her that her son is a player.
TehFMLKing 0
Get the mother involved!! Here's an opportunity for a foursome AND some wincest :D
rawyak 4
ummmmmmmmmm kind disgusting a dude and his mom. how ****** up is u?
heatherlorinxox 0
#177 ummmmmmmm how old is u
Pokeemon 3
kinky :))
jwells4 0
hahaha
axemandackman 0
117- No one said his mom doesn't have a penis either..
rawyak 4
does it matter? and when I said " how ****** up is u?" I did mean r u but is u sounded mor appropriate to the site/app
StarkidObsessed 0
#13- ur messed up ya freakozoid...
firechildredhead 0
Who did she think YOU were then?
jess6blondie9 3
His other girlfriend.
samadams42 0
His morning chick an his night chick. now he just needs a weekend girl and he's on his way to manwhorehood.
laurbear12 3
121 lucky name
Inhumanfrost 0
Friend with benefits?
iloveWAR 0
atta boy :)
RedPillSucks 33
This is either a bad Dr. Who episode or a great porno episode. Is the other girl your twin?
Tuesdays76 0
Or maybe it's just a guy.
dirtyblond 4
Or maybe it's just your mum.