Today, the girl that I have been secretly madly in love with for 6 years told me "fuck off and stop doing nice things for me." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the girl that I've been madly in love with was demanding I tell her who I liked. I told her no, I should just keep it a secret, but she demanded I tell her. After I told her, the only response I got was, "You're right. You should have kept that a secret." FML
Today, I finally told the girl I'm in love with how I've felt ever since we first met six years ago. She let me know that not only does she not feel the same way, she's always considered me a creep and only ever hung out with me because of our mutual friends. FML
Today, it's been a year since the girl I'm madly in love with completely cut off all communication with me. She called me crying a year ago, saying she couldn't do the long-distance, unaware I was planning on moving closer to her. Not once has she reached out, and has a girlfriend now. I think about her every night. FML
Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML
Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML
Today, I tried telling the girl I like how I feel about her. Little does she know I broke up a 6-year relationship for her. We're "just friends” she says. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I've been seeing for 6 months is actually married. She just dates me when her husband is pissing her off. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, the girl I'd been dating online for 6 months told me she was a guy. I said it was alright, and that I was still in love. Then she confessed she really was a girl, and was just trying to make me dump her so she wouldn't be the "bad guy". FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me not to love her so much, so she doesn't have to try so hard to match my love for her. What the fuck? FML
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Top comments
DynamicDave 11
What a bitch. You don't need her.
redbluegreen 41
Six years? Cripes man! Unless you're the best friend, either bugger off or get the hint. I'd have said the exact same thing, honestly.
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Comments (143)
freaxxy 0
what a bitch...
ilikecheese1840 0
FYL.....now I feel guilty because the same thing happened to me but I told her after "stop doing nice things" and she said yes.....I'm sorry.
countrynotown 0
your an idiot. i mean really after that long you didnt get the hint? your lucky she didnt call the cops you stalker!
hellokimmiee 5
SHIT. HAPPENS. fml mods, you disappoint me once again.
fretforyerlatte 0
if this has been going on for six years, i'm sure it's no secret that you want to be with her. we are capable of picking up on things like that. and more than likely, she's tried to let you down gently more than once, to no avail. if she were a major bitch as some are saying, she would have told you to **** off long ago. leave the girl alone, she is not interested.
eyFuckmylife 0
listen to her. you're better off without that **** anyway.
ily1210 10
oh god u shouldve stopped going after her LONG time ago. FYL, move on. :)
Cheerbaby016 0
Awwww i'm sorryy. Sucks to be you
MrCanoe 5
after six years of a person I didn't like hanging around me all the time I would tell them to **** off to. As some have said most likely she knew for a while that you had this huge crush on her and after 6 years of this and her dropping hints she finally got frustrated and told you to **** off
lostfaithinpppl 19
I bet she was trying to give you more subtle signs before but you just wouldn't take them. Maybe she felt she was being stalked and that would explain her rudeness. People are not usually jerks like that out of the blue. Whatever the situation is, LEAVE THE WOMAN ALONE! Find somebody else. Somebody who'll actually like you back.