Today, the girl that I have been secretly madly in love with for 6 years told me "fuck off and stop doing nice things for me." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the girl that I've been madly in love with was demanding I tell her who I liked. I told her no, I should just keep it a secret, but she demanded I tell her. After I told her, the only response I got was, "You're right. You should have kept that a secret." FML
Today, I finally told the girl I'm in love with how I've felt ever since we first met six years ago. She let me know that not only does she not feel the same way, she's always considered me a creep and only ever hung out with me because of our mutual friends. FML
Today, it's been a year since the girl I'm madly in love with completely cut off all communication with me. She called me crying a year ago, saying she couldn't do the long-distance, unaware I was planning on moving closer to her. Not once has she reached out, and has a girlfriend now. I think about her every night. FML
Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML
Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML
Today, I tried telling the girl I like how I feel about her. Little does she know I broke up a 6-year relationship for her. We're "just friends” she says. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I've been seeing for 6 months is actually married. She just dates me when her husband is pissing her off. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, the girl I'd been dating online for 6 months told me she was a guy. I said it was alright, and that I was still in love. Then she confessed she really was a girl, and was just trying to make me dump her so she wouldn't be the "bad guy". FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me not to love her so much, so she doesn't have to try so hard to match my love for her. What the fuck? FML
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DynamicDave 11
What a bitch. You don't need her.
redbluegreen 41
Six years? Cripes man! Unless you're the best friend, either bugger off or get the hint. I'd have said the exact same thing, honestly.
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Comments (143)
Red_Secret 0
It sucks when you like somebody but the feeling isn't mutual. Yeah, most of us have been there and it does hurt, a lot. You really just have to accept her as a friend, or completely remove yourself from her presence until you are over her. As for doing nice things, you sound like a lovely guy, like myself - just too generous. The only problem with this, is that people often feel guilty if you push too many gifts onto them, like they owe you. Though, it'll be healthier for you and her if you remain her friend, occasionally do something nice like buy her a coffee and hang out with her, but you really need to move on or you'll just grow old and bitter about the "one that got away."
jonny2x4 0
YDI for being a creeper.
GenevieveL 0
I've been on the other side of this. She is annoyed because doing nice things for her is an expression of how much you love her, and she doesn't want that constant reminder because she's not interested in you like that. Treat her like a friend, like you used to. She doesn't want to see you trying so hard to please her.
cecilia_weasley 0
Let her go. It's been six years.
WTFsGoingOn 0
First off, don't listen to #13. It is always a bad idea to take advice from someone who has the same problem you do. Move on. That is it. Don't try to be her friend, don't try to stay in her life, just move on. If she wants to be friends she will approach you. If she wants to talk, she knows how to find you to talk. Maybe two years from now you will bump into each other somewhere and begin talking and be friends again. Maybe you will never be involved in each other's lives. It sucks, but it is the truth. Let it go and move on with your own life.
chenoko 0
I agree #17. If she doesn't appreciate what you have done for her, Just leave. If she doesn't hear from you in a while and you guys just happen to bump into each other later on, you might get a spark going. In the meantime, just start looking for other women. There are plenty of women who would appreciate a generous and caring man such as yourself.
Red_Secret 0
Thanks for that condescending remark that basically paraphrased most of what I just said. Can you please, tell me why you would say that. I mean, in your books it would be better to take advice from somebody that hasn't been in the same situation, than to take advice from somebody that has been in a similar situation?
hitfaceonbrick 0
103- first, he didn't say anything similar to what you said. second, obviously he's in a position where being her friend is not possible. the words **** off are pretty strong. third, don't get your panties in a bunch because someone has a different opinion than you and validates it by explaining to a third party why your advice might be invalid. it makes you look like a Putz. Besides, what vested interest do you have in this situation where what a stranger says on the Internet gets your goad?
Peroxide 3
6 years you say? RIP your penis.
OhNoItsRy 0
it was just awkward for her cause she didn't like you back...
NotVeryOriginal 0
DO NOT do anything crazy like chop her up and hide the mutilated body in your trunk, then peel off her face and wear it as a mask around town who am i kidding you're a creeper you'll do all those things FHL
SpunkyyyMonkeyy 10
Haha
jamie_leeann23 0
yes,
DutchCourage 0
YDI for being a creepy stalker