Today, the girl that I have been secretly madly in love with for 6 years told me "fuck off and stop doing nice things for me." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the girl that I've been madly in love with was demanding I tell her who I liked. I told her no, I should just keep it a secret, but she demanded I tell her. After I told her, the only response I got was, "You're right. You should have kept that a secret." FML
Today, I finally told the girl I'm in love with how I've felt ever since we first met six years ago. She let me know that not only does she not feel the same way, she's always considered me a creep and only ever hung out with me because of our mutual friends. FML
Today, it's been a year since the girl I'm madly in love with completely cut off all communication with me. She called me crying a year ago, saying she couldn't do the long-distance, unaware I was planning on moving closer to her. Not once has she reached out, and has a girlfriend now. I think about her every night. FML
Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML
Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML
Today, I tried telling the girl I like how I feel about her. Little does she know I broke up a 6-year relationship for her. We're "just friends” she says. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I've been seeing for 6 months is actually married. She just dates me when her husband is pissing her off. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, the girl I'd been dating online for 6 months told me she was a guy. I said it was alright, and that I was still in love. Then she confessed she really was a girl, and was just trying to make me dump her so she wouldn't be the "bad guy". FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me not to love her so much, so she doesn't have to try so hard to match my love for her. What the fuck? FML
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DynamicDave 11
What a bitch. You don't need her.
redbluegreen 41
Six years? Cripes man! Unless you're the best friend, either bugger off or get the hint. I'd have said the exact same thing, honestly.
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Comments (143)
deviliciousv4 0
6 years? move on. she's not worth it.
ndiesal 0
Six years? C'mon, man! Either: A. She tried to let you down easy, and you weren't picking up on it. At some point, you should have. However, she should've said this a long time ago. Some girls do this kind of thing to avoid hurting the guy, but in reality it often keeps the guy hanging around, and creates more hassle and pain than it would have if they had just been straight early on. But to hang around for 6 years - the problem lies within you, not her. B. You are a creeper and should seek professional help. I'm not going to make the judgment on which of these is the case. It doesn't matter, either way, YDI.
solar 0
I think it's your fault for not telling her exactly how you feel...6 years is just way too long.
solar 0
I think it's your fault for not telling her exactly how you feel...6 years is just way too long.
nhougham 0
Its a harsh reality, but do as she says you will be better off!!!
IDigSmartLadies 0
Today, this on-again/off-again "friend" of mine finally creeped me out. I've been able to get cool stuff from him for SIX YEARS without him ever catching on that I'm just using him, but it finally got to be too much pushing him away, but not too far. Besides, my fiancee of two years was starting to think that I was hooking up with him (ewwwwwwww!).
ironhulk_fml 0
well you better off that way right at least now u know what she feels for ya
lil_miss_shorty 2
And yet further proof that guys are only nice to you when they want to get into your pants.
sickofdrama 0
shes not worth it = =...obviously?? why does ur life suck...
iBou_fml 4
that really hurts...im sorry :(