Today, the girl that I have been secretly madly in love with for 6 years told me "fuck off and stop doing nice things for me." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the girl that I've been madly in love with was demanding I tell her who I liked. I told her no, I should just keep it a secret, but she demanded I tell her. After I told her, the only response I got was, "You're right. You should have kept that a secret." FML
Today, I finally told the girl I'm in love with how I've felt ever since we first met six years ago. She let me know that not only does she not feel the same way, she's always considered me a creep and only ever hung out with me because of our mutual friends. FML
Today, it's been a year since the girl I'm madly in love with completely cut off all communication with me. She called me crying a year ago, saying she couldn't do the long-distance, unaware I was planning on moving closer to her. Not once has she reached out, and has a girlfriend now. I think about her every night. FML
Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML
Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML
Today, I tried telling the girl I like how I feel about her. Little does she know I broke up a 6-year relationship for her. We're "just friends” she says. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I've been seeing for 6 months is actually married. She just dates me when her husband is pissing her off. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, the girl I'd been dating online for 6 months told me she was a guy. I said it was alright, and that I was still in love. Then she confessed she really was a girl, and was just trying to make me dump her so she wouldn't be the "bad guy". FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me not to love her so much, so she doesn't have to try so hard to match my love for her. What the fuck? FML
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DynamicDave 11
What a bitch. You don't need her.
redbluegreen 41
Six years? Cripes man! Unless you're the best friend, either bugger off or get the hint. I'd have said the exact same thing, honestly.
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Comments (143)
oldwiseguy 0
So why don't you listen to her!
Zoridium_JackL 0
you really shouldn't have waited for six years, but fyl anyway, i know what it's like to be told to "**** of and stop being nice".
lolitalouest 0
26. I agree with 100% however. I am a total ass hole. I don't do it to get girls it's just my sence of humor and personality. also. I'm hidiously ugly and there is no reason any girl should find me attractive....yet they still do...and they didn't still my assholeieness came out into the open 0.o makes me wonder sometimes. but more importantly HES RIGHT IF YOU LIKE SOMEONE TELL THEM!!!!
hitfaceonbrick 0
translation: "I need adderall to function and I am not on it right now, thus I shall speak incoherent affirmations of stereotypes. or at least I think that's what I did. I am not quite sure because braincells are for people who aren't assholes. also omgwtfbbq"
pepolshet 0
You should have punched her in the face the second she told you that, that'll show her your not nice! :P
Brukernavn 0
Sounds like she likes you but doesn't really want to.
fretforyerlatte 0
oh god, don't encourage him. she clearly does NOT like him in the least. move on, OP.
ragsy 7
Stalk much?
sondheimmcgeek 0
Can't say I blame her considering you sound like a creeper. Seriously, "secretly madly in love for six years" just sounds sad and creepy. Girls don't like stalkers.
theanonymoose 3
You liked her for 6 years and didn't get anything back? Not even a date? I can't blame her for telling you to leave her alone. If you've been doing 'nice' things for 6 years in an effort to spark something, and gotten nothing, chances are she's not interested in the slightest and you should chase other fish in the sea. YDI. Remember the old cliche, when you lose don't lose the lesson. A bit of an assumption, but it seems like you're someone who hasn't dated many people in the past. There are plenty of girls in the world, and so, so many are fantastic in their own ways. There's no reason to ever get so hung up on one girl that you exclude all the others from your mind (unless, of course, you're in a committed long term relationship with said one girl).
russianspy1234 11
And now you know the world we live in OP. Where being nice to a girl is considered creepy and stalkerish, and being creepy and a stalker is considered being nice (e.g. Edward Cullen). And hate to tell you this, but you were lucky to be told to **** off, because most girls would just start ignoring you in that situation. And to everyone calling him creepy, do you not do nice things for your friends? I'm guessing that since hes known her for 6 years and consistently doing things they are at least friends, and maybe he was OK with that? I do nice things for all my friends, whether it's the one I have a thing for or not, I've never had trouble with her, but a few other friends have stalked talking to me because apparently, being nice is a bad thing in this world. So there you have it OP. I'd tell you not to dwell, but I've heard that before and know how hard it can be. Best advice? flat out tell all your other female friends that you are not interested in them, because chances are, a few of them think that you are.
theblazian 0
Lol he was "secretly madly in love" with her for six years.... that IS Edward Cullen stalkish. In fact the only way he could be more like Edward Cullen is if he was actually gay and sparkled in the sun. So from that point on most of your wall of text is irrelevant. And honestly if there was a girl who was "secretly (airquotes emphasis on 'secretly') madly in love" with me for six years and kept on doing "nice things" for me I would tell her to **** off too. She probably hinted and did everything short of flat out telling him for the past few years and after a while you gotta put your foot down and smack em down.
fireandice27 0
Just as long as you don't go and condemn her to death or anything... Gunnerkrigg Court, anyone?