Today, the girl that I have been secretly madly in love with for 6 years told me "fuck off and stop doing nice things for me." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the girl that I've been madly in love with was demanding I tell her who I liked. I told her no, I should just keep it a secret, but she demanded I tell her. After I told her, the only response I got was, "You're right. You should have kept that a secret." FML
Today, I finally told the girl I'm in love with how I've felt ever since we first met six years ago. She let me know that not only does she not feel the same way, she's always considered me a creep and only ever hung out with me because of our mutual friends. FML
Today, it's been a year since the girl I'm madly in love with completely cut off all communication with me. She called me crying a year ago, saying she couldn't do the long-distance, unaware I was planning on moving closer to her. Not once has she reached out, and has a girlfriend now. I think about her every night. FML
Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML
Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML
Today, I tried telling the girl I like how I feel about her. Little does she know I broke up a 6-year relationship for her. We're "just friends” she says. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I've been seeing for 6 months is actually married. She just dates me when her husband is pissing her off. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, the girl I'd been dating online for 6 months told me she was a guy. I said it was alright, and that I was still in love. Then she confessed she really was a girl, and was just trying to make me dump her so she wouldn't be the "bad guy". FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me not to love her so much, so she doesn't have to try so hard to match my love for her. What the fuck? FML
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DynamicDave 11
What a bitch. You don't need her.
redbluegreen 41
Six years? Cripes man! Unless you're the best friend, either bugger off or get the hint. I'd have said the exact same thing, honestly.
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Comments (143)
somethingnew319 0
6 years? nxt time u like sum1 dnt wait 6 years jus go for her
Whisper_Says_Ku 0
Aww that sucks. She sounds like a bitch and she doesn't deserve you.
Flutist 3
Whisper, how do we know she is at fault. HE might offer to DO everything for her. While that might sound nice, "Wow a guy who does stuff and is nice she must be a bitch" it probably would get annoying. Especially if Op is the type of guy who invites himself over to fix her dinner when she has a date. It sounds like Op is passive aggressive or a pussy. I don't think you have a right to call the girl a bitch. She has a right to be uninterested and six years is a long time not to get the hint.
beacee 0
ydi for not telling her after six years. also apparently you feelings were not so secret.
account2 0
you're not to good at keeping it a secret. I think you creeped her out....just a little bit
day_dreamer123 0
I'm sorry I can understand that this hurts but six years is a long time and you need to move on. Now I don't know if this girl is a "bitch" or not because I am currently in a situation where this guy does nice little things for me and it's creepy (I'll give you an example when I'm don) even though I don't think he means it. It also gets annoying because you feel like a bitch for turning that person down. Okay! So it's nice when a guy drops off your favorite food and soup at your doorstep when your sick...but creepy when he asks you to open the door and says "your in your living room anyways" when the tv was turned off and you were just napping on the couch.
leadrunner751 3
you overdid it dude
Ultimate_Cynic 0
Haha, you should have ignored her and treated her like shit instead. Then she'd have been all over you.
bruty2fruity 0
persistance is usually the mark of champions! but damn, why do nice things for her for that long when she dont do them back, fuuuck dude. read a book called the game and re-evaluate your stance!
bkelly6969 0
your pathetic..
rebel1 0
well it's sweet u waited for her but really 6 years is wayyy to long. girls don't like too nice guys.
starberries 0
That has nothing to do with being nice. He's a ******* pussy and a creeper.