Today, the girl that I have been secretly madly in love with for 6 years told me "fuck off and stop doing nice things for me." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the girl that I've been madly in love with was demanding I tell her who I liked. I told her no, I should just keep it a secret, but she demanded I tell her. After I told her, the only response I got was, "You're right. You should have kept that a secret." FML
Today, I finally told the girl I'm in love with how I've felt ever since we first met six years ago. She let me know that not only does she not feel the same way, she's always considered me a creep and only ever hung out with me because of our mutual friends. FML
Today, it's been a year since the girl I'm madly in love with completely cut off all communication with me. She called me crying a year ago, saying she couldn't do the long-distance, unaware I was planning on moving closer to her. Not once has she reached out, and has a girlfriend now. I think about her every night. FML
Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML
Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML
Today, I tried telling the girl I like how I feel about her. Little does she know I broke up a 6-year relationship for her. We're "just friends” she says. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I've been seeing for 6 months is actually married. She just dates me when her husband is pissing her off. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, the girl I'd been dating online for 6 months told me she was a guy. I said it was alright, and that I was still in love. Then she confessed she really was a girl, and was just trying to make me dump her so she wouldn't be the "bad guy". FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me not to love her so much, so she doesn't have to try so hard to match my love for her. What the fuck? FML
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DynamicDave 11
What a bitch. You don't need her.
redbluegreen 41
Six years? Cripes man! Unless you're the best friend, either bugger off or get the hint. I'd have said the exact same thing, honestly.
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Comments (143)
DocWatson 0
YDI "Secret"? I think it wasn't a secret so much as you thought. I wager you were creepy and stalkerish. You should have just told her from the beginning, and saved you AND her a lot of hassle. I recommend this site for "so-called nice guys". http://www.heartless-bitches.com/rants/niceguys/ng.shtml What a creeper you are.
Rabbity 0
I have been the girl in this type of situation. I was acquaintances with a guy who apparently secretly, madly loved me (he told me this later). I started to pick up that he liked me and I'd let him down gently. I even got a boyfriend (not because of this guy but it should have been pretty clear that I wasn't going to date him after that). Well this guy started doing all those "nice things" like sending flowers and presents constantly, showing up to my dorm any time he was free, and pretty much obsessing over me. It was scaring me, my friends, and my boyfriend. Finally I had to tell him off by yelling at him because it was the only thing that worked. So yeah, OP. You're probably like that guy. YDI.
jayemdoubleyou 1
Obviously, you're a creeper. Stop being a creeper.
alex1432 9
it's not rape if she's dead
justmyluck1212 0
Haha. I know this really creepy nice guy that I wish I had the balls to say that too. FYL
Thoureau 0
Wow, and I thought I was cowardly because I waited 6 months after I developed a crush for this one girl to ask her to go to Homecoming with me. I mean, six years? I don't think anyone would even need one year to make a move on someone. As for everyone saying that he's creepy, I think you're half-right because the post doesn't allude to them being friends, and since this has apparently been going on for 6 years, he should've at least tried to talk to her and make friends with her to gauge whether she was at least interested in being friends.
blastvortex 4
You heard the woman. Be thankful she hasn't gotten a restraining order on you.
FUmissdaisy 0
ha girls are bitches... treat them all like shit and they'll be all ova ur diick!!
tennisaddict5393 0
sounds like a bitch...you deserve better
mina_8 0
Maybe she doesn't like you and feels uncomfortable because your secret love is probably not as secret as you think it is. You can't make her love you.