Today, feeling festive, I sent everyone on my phone's contact list a holiday message. Almost everyone replied back "who's this?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent out an email asking people to contact me if they were not on our group's email list yet so that I could add them. I sent it out to the group list. They were quite amused. FML
Today, I got a new cell phone. I was unable to retrieve my old contact list from my old phone, so I sent out a mass email asking my friends to "Give me your contact info, unless you don't want me to text/call you!" No one is responding. FML
Today, I went to my uncle's house to celebrate Christmas. His kids don't have their own phones so I let them play with mine. They sent all my contacts messages saying I love them, including two of my ex-girlfriends who both immediately wanted to make up and started to frantically call me. FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, I sent out a text saying "Smile! You're beautiful and don't let anyone tell you otherwise." to most of my contacts. I got one reply, from my best friend, saying, "Are you fucking stupid?" FML
Today, I sent out a Happy Snow Day text to 20 of my closest friends. My boyfriend, who doesn't have an iPhone, didn't realize it was a group text. He sent back a text breaking up with me. To all the people in the group message. FML
Today, after I got lectured about not replying on the family group chat, I decided to wish everyone a good morning. No one responded. FML
Today, my phone decided to delete all my numbers. I posted on Facebook that people should message or text me if they felt like I should have their number. I didn't get a single reply. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML
Today, I asked a girl I liked for her number, but she claimed she had a broken phone and was getting a new one for Christmas. Unhinged, I go home and go onto Facebook. First thing I see is her status: "Why is no one answering my calls?" FML
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daleftw 0
You probably have a phone full of 5 year old contacts you don't talk to anymore. I know I do.. I have people on my phone that I don't even know who they are..
Darklunious 0
I'm pretty sure thisd happen to me too.. since I never use my phone
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Comments (49)
Darklunious 0
I'm pretty sure thisd happen to me too.. since I never use my phone
eyez_lay_low1921 0
Q
Fmypanda 0
Maybe they didn't have your new number or something. Get over it, obviously if they've given you their number in the first place they don't mind you texting them.
TrollTrollTroll 0
THIS HAPPEND DDLTO ME ALL THR PEPLLE OB MY PGONR WENT ARRHHV
MagneticGuitar 0
eh? English ************, do you speakit?
SenGaeriel 3
#3: Do you speak English in what?
Aha09 1
Translation: "This happened to me too, all the people on my phone wenr ARRRRGH" ...Yeah...I'm not so sure on this. Good thing he's a troll, so we know not to take it literally.
fawfulster 11
DESCRIBE WHAT MARCELLUS WALLACE LOOKS LIKE!!
BurnIt2TheGround 0
Hahaha pulp fiction great job with the reference!
TheNamesKatii 0
#3- what?
ImASHMARTcookie 0
number three made me lol
1234567890s 0
hey, the reason is probably that around christmas everyone gets new phones and therefore their contacts werent all in it... dont worry...it happens to everyone xx
ipwnallmen 10
whos this, whos this? there's confusion everywhere!! lol maybe you should get out more, honey... and uh, by festive, you mean????? seriously, this is a chance to reconnect at a party/get together, right?
daleftw 0
You probably have a phone full of 5 year old contacts you don't talk to anymore. I know I do.. I have people on my phone that I don't even know who they are..
Aquatics 0
this inspired me to delete people I don't talk to. op don't worry about it, in sure there's a good reason.
Thefog 0
are u sure u didnt get a new number or maybe u just havent texted most of the ppl on ur phone for a while or most of your contacts got a new phone for christmas and didnt get to keep their old number?
terriibabiiix23 0
you probably sent the message to your contacts that you haven't spoke to in years...so yeah.