Today, the girl that I have been secretly madly in love with for 6 years told me "fuck off and stop doing nice things for me." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the girl that I've been madly in love with was demanding I tell her who I liked. I told her no, I should just keep it a secret, but she demanded I tell her. After I told her, the only response I got was, "You're right. You should have kept that a secret." FML
Today, I finally told the girl I'm in love with how I've felt ever since we first met six years ago. She let me know that not only does she not feel the same way, she's always considered me a creep and only ever hung out with me because of our mutual friends. FML
Today, it's been a year since the girl I'm madly in love with completely cut off all communication with me. She called me crying a year ago, saying she couldn't do the long-distance, unaware I was planning on moving closer to her. Not once has she reached out, and has a girlfriend now. I think about her every night. FML
Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML
Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML
Today, I tried telling the girl I like how I feel about her. Little does she know I broke up a 6-year relationship for her. We're "just friends” she says. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I've been seeing for 6 months is actually married. She just dates me when her husband is pissing her off. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, the girl I'd been dating online for 6 months told me she was a guy. I said it was alright, and that I was still in love. Then she confessed she really was a girl, and was just trying to make me dump her so she wouldn't be the "bad guy". FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me not to love her so much, so she doesn't have to try so hard to match my love for her. What the fuck? FML
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Top comments
DynamicDave 11
What a bitch. You don't need her.
redbluegreen 41
Six years? Cripes man! Unless you're the best friend, either bugger off or get the hint. I'd have said the exact same thing, honestly.
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Comments (143)
g3rusz 6
So you were pretty much stalking her for six years? What to say, YDI and you're lucky for not getting a restraining order. Also, you're a coward for not asking her out.
barbiiie_fml 0
yu wasted 6 yrs on a girl? uh..
zackaryftw 0
hahah xd noob
CamH_fml 0
Lol reading these comments have killed my self esteem.... I think it's time to go tell a girl I don't wanna be friends with her anymore. FML.
shockcrow 0
how messed up. she sounds like a snob. u should of saw this coming after many years fool! but still FYL.. how sad
FerrariCake 2
"secretly madly in love"... FOR SIX YEARS?? You need professional help. You're obviously not right in the head and the girl is right to be afraid of you.
TrollTrollTroll 0
My crush just told me to "**** a donkey"
marcopolodolo 0
daammn dude...you're smothering her with nice, that she hates it... it's obvious you're a wussy.... man up softy. ydi.
Flutist 3
Oh Op, you sound like a sad little man. You didn't tell us if you are friends, but the secretly, madly in love part makes you sound like 1) a creepy stalker 2)a pussy 3) a teenage girl. If you were bringing your creep on to my turf, i would tell you to **** off too. She doesn't like you. You need to leave her alone. Sounds like she wants nothing to do with you.
macaaroni 0
you're an idiot. girls don't like boringly nice guys.