Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to get into my house via the dog flap because my mom changed the locks. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Anonymous
Bloomington, United States
Good boy
Today, my mother locked me out of the house. Why? The dog and her needed some time to talk. FML
TheComputerGuy96
Italy
Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML
wished i had a cat
Today, I discovered that my dog knows how to lock doors. This wouldn't have been a problem if anyone in my house every carried a key. FML
BarneyRubble
Ireland
Not so slinky
Today, I managed to lock myself out of my house again. My only option was crawling through the dog door. I managed it once before, but I must've put on weight because this time I got stuck halfway. My neighbour came over to “see if everything was OK.” He then helped push me through. FML
Anonymous
Royersford, United States
Today, I got locked out of my house. After trying unsuccessfully to jimmy the lock, I managed to climb in through the kitchen window. I soon found out I had an effect on the door after all; it won't open at all any more, even with the right key. FML
Anonymous
Tacoma, United States
Modern life is rubbish
Today, I locked myself out of my apartment. But it’s 2024, so I have a smart lock I can unlock through an app on my phone. Except I also left my phone inside. The worst part? I had to ask my neighbor to call my mom so she could unlock my apartment from her phone. FML
joser6969
United States
Today, I locked myself out of my own shop. And I'm a locksmith. FML
Sky
Today, since my parents always told me that I was welcome to come home whenever I want or need, I decided to stop by. They'd changed the locks and wouldn't let me in. FML
xnickx
United States
Today, I changed the locks on my apartment so my crazy ex girlfriend couldn't get in. I went to her house to return her house key. I accidentally gave her the key to my new locks, and can't find her old house key. Now I need her to come let me in to my own house. FML
ohhhemmgee
Reno, United States
Confused
Today, I locked myself out of the house I was house-sitting. An hour later, and my fifth attempt at climbing the fence, I figured I'd try the door one more time. Turns out I was turning the handle the wrong way and the door wasn't locked in the first place. FML
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Valle79 5
Did you consider that just MAYBE she's trying to keep you out?
sduhamel 0
Wait a min, if u could get to ur House thru th door flap, won't it be vulnerable to breakins?
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Valle79 5
Did you consider that just MAYBE she's trying to keep you out?
sduhamel 0
Wait a min, if u could get to ur House thru th door flap, won't it be vulnerable to breakins?
424136 0
the fml might be fake
netherflame 0
OP's a dwarf or a baby.
JaydnGage 0
Today, your mother had to change the locks but the dog still got in. FHL.
chlorinegreen 27
at least you fit. be more awkward if you got stuck op
derpina72 23
On the bright side, OP, you can actually fit through the doggie door! Yay! Unless you wanna gain...then, you get to eat lots of burgers! Yay!
Emma Marshall 19
Eating burgers makes you fat.... not gain
PenguinToucher 0
Is it you're house? if not, then maybe she was trying to tell you something.
CakeSlicer 0
your*
Stunsz 0
Well next time ask your mom to inform you when she does that? You must be a really thin person to fit through there.
Acousticpixie14 6
No kidding! I wish I could fit through a dog flap!
missy1228 2
ha #4 ur cute
Acousticpixie14 6
Yeah well I'm a woman. My boobs and my ass prevent me from fitting.
gaunab 1
maybe they have a very fat dog
insanesna1l 0
your breasts and booty won't prevent you from fitting if you are extremely flexible
Juliaa15 6
Reguardless of how flexible someone is, if there is no room to BE flexible I don't think anyone can contort thier bone structure to fit through a small opening like a dog door.
Stunsz 0
Ask her why she did it to begin with?
perdix 31
Can you take a hint? Hopefully, you'll move on before your mom gets one of Michael Vick's old pit bulls.
culvergirl 0
haha so agreedds
kyarush 10
ZING
culvergirl 0
haha I have had to do that before)
iskusmarines 0
So you did it doggy style?
explodingmuffint 0
I think the correct sentence would be "So.. you entered doggystyle?"
wonderful_wendy 0
at least you didn't get stuck.
The_Commentor_ 6
atleast you didnt get stuck.
newfiegirl 8
legit ! love you boners :)