Today, the girl I've been seeing for less than a week started raging and ended up threatening me with a knife, after I shot down her idea of getting married next month. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
Today, the girl I've been dating for two weeks brought up the topic of marriage, then started asking me when we're moving in together. FML
Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house. She was staring at me, holding a knife over my face. She ran away, giggling. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
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Top comments
Qball56 10
And from that point on, you was running!
myelias25 15
Run
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Comments (153)
ieatllamasforfun 7
Just marry her
ToxicTyrael 26
Yeah and just never look at any other girl/female looking guy/human/ape/pumpkin/anything you could cheat with on her, because otherwise you'll be divorced through death.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
That's the worst idea ever.
kaseycat 18
Run. Change your name, hide. Chicks are crazy.
bekkylove22 23
On the plus side, I'd say you're definitely in there.
miriamfrank 22
Run far and run fast.
thefmlman2011 37
Run for the hills!
Lord_Rythin 0
Is she hot?
LostInTheZone11 29
Eject, eject...EJECT!!!
NellyFC35 19
Run....Run fast....
sunfox5508 11
Two words: restraining, order
soulreaper12296 28
Time to send someone to the looney-bin.