Today, my mum asked me how the guinea pig was doing. We don't have a guinea pig. Turns out she had volunteered me to look after the next door neighbor's guinea pig when they were away and 'forgot' to tell me. They have been gone two weeks. FML
jake_braves
Mr Atlanta, Georgia, United States 32 years-old Single
HelpMe
Galashiels, United Kingdom
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Lafayette, United States
Too good to be true
Today, I was walking when I saw a quarter. I bent down to pick it up. Barely a foot ahead there was another, so I crawled over to get it. This continued for about six feet when I realized a kid was laying them out in a trail. I'd collected 7 fake quarters and the kid had it on video. FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Today, I found out my fiancée's been cheating on me. Her excuse? Her ADHD made her do it. FML