Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Yes or No?
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
A night to remember
Today, I planned to propose to my girlfriend in front of her family at dinner. I had the ring ready and got down on one knee. She immediately burst into laughter and said, "Are you kidding?" The family stared in silence, and I quickly realised she was just teasing me... until I stood up and knocked over an entire table of drinks. FML
Happy now?
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She asked if the ring was a temporary thing until I got a better one, saw my dumbfounded face, then played it off as a joke and said yes. I later found out she'd posted on Facebook bitching about the ring, but with the privacy setting set to hide it from me. FML
Get back here!
Today, I was trying to propose to my girlfriend when some scumbag snatched the ring and bolted. I chased him down, tackled him, and punched him until he gave the ring back. Now my girl is upset, crying, "What if he was hungry and needed to buy food? You didn't have to hurt him." FML
Give me a ring
Today, I got home and my girlfriend was wearing the ring I bought last week. Apparently she found it and thought to herself, "Fuck it, we’re engaged now so I’ll just start wearing it", completely bypassing the actual proposal part of getting engaged. I’m actually really mad at her right now. FML
Take it seriously!
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML
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ruckfules85 34
Dude. Don't waste no more time with her. Find that ring and kick her to the curb.
AnnaDeWitt 27
How long have you been dating?
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ruckfules85 34
Dude. Don't waste no more time with her. Find that ring and kick her to the curb.
blazingshot147 19
Eh... I wouldn't kick her to the curb, to be honest, that's a very real reaction. She could've just been shocked by its suddenness. Then again, I'm a guy, she's a girl, so I don't really know what's going on in her head.
soccer_isbae 15
Dodged a bullet there...if she acted like that you shouldn't marry her anyways. I hope you find the ring though OP. Good luck:)
Arwen_Evenstar 37
Hmm, we don't know what the relationship is like. Maybe he's said he'll never get married, maybe he pulls pranks a lot.
Cloureed 9
"Dude", seriously? Who would be dumb enough to dumb someone over something like that?!
tashb 17
OP maybe you should call her and explain to her that you weren't kidding.... Also, congrats op :-) hopefully you're engaged now? Lol
doctorhook86 25
OP's gf's reaction is not the sign of a well-balanced individual
AnnaDeWitt 27
How long have you been dating?
sayyestothedress 24
If she thinks that's a cruel joke, breakup with her to see if she thinks that's a cruel joke!
lexiieeex3 32
I don't see why she would think it's a cruel joke... I mean who proposes to someone for ***** and gigs?
MissEris 27
I actually know people that would prank-propose for the sadistic pleasure #49, there's always those types of people in the world. ALWAYS
arrow007archer 19
She's not worth your time
lammm_fml 18
I think there might be an actual reason for her to think it was a joke.. Or maybe she is just an idiot
tournamentdecide 33
Maybe she has a long history of getting her heart broken in ways like this and now she has self esteem issues. Maybe you should talk to her about it, OP..
tigerisabelle 31
Reminds me of another FML where the boyfriend got down on one knee at a restaurant, took out a little box, and when he opened it just had a note instead that said "we're done". The same girl could be OP's girlfriend.
niallo 23
I wonder what the ring looked like. If it looked like a breakfast cereal ring, I'd understand her response.
WaxenSecrets 5
Those're some oddly violent tendencies she's got there. Spawning violence out of an otherwise tame situation appears to be a sign of improperly handling stress anyways.
lina21 12
Wow. I missed that one. But...that's my reference when I say if there was another fake proposal known about, OP could've made arrangements
Brandi_Faith 34
I agree with 4. It sounds like maybe OP has pranked proposed before, or talked about getting married and then told her he was joking. Or maybe the ring was a plastic cereal box type ring? I find it unlikely (possible yes, but unlikely) that she just totally freaked out and responded like that without a bit of a reason. Her reaction may have been overboard (especially the slap) but it sounds to me like OP has maybe joked around about serious matters before or there's something in her past that made her have this type of reaction. Of course there's always the possibility that the girlfriend is totally crazy, but if so, you think he would've picked up on that earlier on.
ermagherdaturdis 26
Why would she think that? OP must have done something wrong. Or she's just crazy in which case she's not worth the time.
Brandi_Faith 34
Agreed^. And if she is crazy, you'd think OP would have picked up on this earlier on.
JMichael 26
There's gotta be some reason she'd think you were joking..
IKickPuppiesHard 16
Have you fake proposed before or did you propose to her while wearing a clown outfit?
Brandi_Faith 34
Sounds like something Cam would do from Modern Family. Lol.
PhatCake 10
Either OP ****** up her perception of him which caused her to think it was a joke, or the girl is just plain crazy
lkmc121204 9
High maintenance. Clearly she doesn't appreciate the gesture. She should be lucky. Not all of us even get the chance.
marcranger 29
Not all of us want the chance.
tournamentdecide 33
So thinking your boyfriend was kidding with a proposal makes you high maintenance?
Bragi 12
63. It indicates a personality that requires a lot of stroking to maintain equilibrium. High maintainance.
burristhethird 16
#63, Yes. Yes it does. Especially if you slap the guy and knock the ring out of his hand. That it the very definition of a bitch move, therefore making you "high maintenance"
brendejafulable 41
You should not be trying to marry someone who acts like that.