Today, the girl I've been seeing for less than a week started raging and ended up threatening me with a knife, after I shot down her idea of getting married next month. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
Today, the girl I've been dating for two weeks brought up the topic of marriage, then started asking me when we're moving in together. FML
Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house. She was staring at me, holding a knife over my face. She ran away, giggling. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
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Qball56 10
And from that point on, you was running!
myelias25 15
Run
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Comments (153)
conman531 23
Way too many FML's like this
janfleury 19
Someone is ccrraazzzzzy! Run as fast as you can.
inolongercare 19
Run rum run. But have some fun sex first-time crazy girls are the most fun in bed.
bryce0110 23
I hate that people like this actually exist...
BaDumTsss_fml 23
Run.
Ilikepie82479 20
Woaahh
briabebe 7
Be like forest gump and don't stop running
ThatOneGirl0101 11
Dude, you need to gtfo
neuroticallyyour_fml 17
I usually like to play devil's psychologist on FMLs that feature a women who appears to have abandonment issues that make her rapidly attached to someone in an unhealthy way because I believe in shattering stigma around mental health issues (because behaving like that IS a mental health issue) but this one I can't wrap my head around. Only a week and then resorts to pulling a knife? I never say this, but OP, RUN!
glitterfreak 17
Will your wedding be at the psychiatric ward?