Today, the girl I've been seeing for less than a week started raging and ended up threatening me with a knife, after I shot down her idea of getting married next month. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
Today, the girl I've been dating for two weeks brought up the topic of marriage, then started asking me when we're moving in together. FML
Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house. She was staring at me, holding a knife over my face. She ran away, giggling. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
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Qball56 10
And from that point on, you was running!
myelias25 15
Run
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Comments (153)
Snaxia 12
Good luck OP
Chase_runner 6
And this is how he got to become a runner
thelionheart 14
The girl you are no longer seeing*
abNormal62 23
She sounds like she's got a special brand of crazy going on run run far run long Don't stop Don't look back
freeman232 6
Get out.... Get out now!
Woahh78 9
Sounds like a yandere, I'd you get your ass out asap op!
gintwinsmoore 20
screen, screen, screen!
guitarshredder19 7
Go stay by relatives or move without her knowing, and send her a message saying you're broken up
roxyroller20 15
'Cause I've got a blank space baby...
sorainu 18
GOODBYE!