Today, the girl I've been seeing for less than a week started raging and ended up threatening me with a knife, after I shot down her idea of getting married next month. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
Today, the girl I've been dating for two weeks brought up the topic of marriage, then started asking me when we're moving in together. FML
Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house. She was staring at me, holding a knife over my face. She ran away, giggling. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
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Qball56 10
And from that point on, you was running!
myelias25 15
Run
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Comments (153)
willyjac 17
Are you familiar with the term 'psychotic obsession'?
amileah13 26
Run for your life!
RusticChick 27
You pick 'em well.. I hope you're a good runner! On your mark... get set... GO!
Zebediabolical 45
On your marks... Get set... NO!
feven 32
I would let her down easily if I were you. And possible get the police involved
Kurby14 21
time for that restraining order!
LethalSeamonkey 15
Congrats on getting engaged!
MrsHaxxo 22
she sure sounds like a keeper...
MaT30123 19
Break up with her and call the cops. Maybe even get a restraining order.
spike7447 13
Bare your chest, and say go ahead, it's better than spending the rest of my life with a ****** psycho!
militaryguy95 12
If op did that, she'd probably try harder to get her to marry him. send her home and change the door locks and your cell phone number
ToxicTyrael 26
OR she get's mad and actually stabs him. Which is not better than just leaving in my opinion.
jqmalang 17
Wow, that's scary. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that gave you a clear idea now. Leave and Run.