Today, I opened a window that had been shut for a couple of months. As soon as I did, dozens of tiny baby spiders blew in with the breeze, and dispersed in my kitchen. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to bring down a very old fan from the attic. I plugged it in, and as soon as I turned it on, tiny spiders were blown all over my room. FML
Today, after having a 3-day vacation and feeling a bit bummed that it was over, I got home to find a black widow watching her babies hatch in my office window. FML
Today, I was reaching into the floor vent in my toddler's room to retrieve some toys she'd dropped. What I found instead was a clump of large dead spiders. FML
Today, I got up and started getting ready for work. As I entered the bathroom, I noticed a moth in the shower. Feeling generous, I caught the moth in a cup and took it to the front porch. I released the moth and watched it fly away… into a giant spider and its web. FML
Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window. As I opened up the window, I must have disturbed a wasp nest, because a dozen wasps flew in and several of them stung me. The rest are now somewhere in my house with my terrified girlfriend. FML
Today, I noticed a little white ball in the corner of my bedroom ceiling. I guess it had been there for a while already, but the teeming mass of baby spiders crawling out made it a lot more conspicuous. FML
Today, some spider must have had babies somewhere in the walls, because every five minutes I seem to find yet another spider on my ceiling, in my cupboards, under the furniture, everywhere. I’m so fed up of smashing them, I’m thinking of getting the house fumigated. FML
Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML
Today, I saw a moth trapped in a spider web. Feeling gracious, I gently freed it, and then took it to the window to let it out. When I opened the window to set him free, my $300 air conditioner fell two stories and smashed on the sidewalk. The moth flew away. FML
Today, the spiders in my house are so big that they catch wasps in their webs. FML
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SalsaVerdeDonut 22
I'll bring the gasoline. You just bring the matches.
MagnusDeus 24
Nope
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hunterluv1 20
I would've left and never returned
okokalright 15
To be honest, i feel like baby spiders are worse then just one adult one. I had a infestation a couple years back and it was horrible. Takes a while to get rid of all of them
kangx1 28
Extra protein never hurt anyone.
sh07 28
There's no other way.... Burn it to the ground!
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Get a cat.
lukian_fml 29
Well we all know who doesn't own a cat!
nix1993 41
Hey, my cat ALWAYS eats spiders. I just have to kill them for him first whilst he hides under the table.
kbecks87 16
My cats play with spiders but never kill them. Putting them out of their misery would be to merciful...and take away their new entertainment.
Badkarma4u 17
Get a stray cat. That knows what hungry is.
SalsaVerdeDonut 22
I'll bring the gasoline. You just bring the matches.
MrSassypants 34
I'll bring the fire-retardant suits. Y'know what they say? When committing arson because of spiders, safety first.
Grayness_ 26
**** that. I'd call pest control.
ohSNAPyall 27
Spiders are pest control.
Grayness_ 26
I know, but still arachnophobia.
domolovesyoshi 33
Yes they really are natures best trappers but you really don't need that many at once all competing in such a small environment for food.
ohSNAPyall 27
Good point, 67.
MagnusDeus 24
Nope
DerrickJames 33
I'm pretty sure that's how all the scary movies with spiders start.. FYL OP.
trellz17 19
So where are you going to move to now?
MonstreBelle 29
I would suggest Antarctica
Wondermage 5
Well at least the kitchen is probably the easiest room to set on fire...
Ladisa 28
Lots of tiny little nopes.