Today, I was checking my schedule online and noticed that I wasn't scheduled for any shifts next week. Not thinking it was a big deal, I called HR to get it corrected, only to find out I was laid off and they "forgot" to tell me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, five hours into my shift, I found out that I had been given the day off. They just forgot to tell me. FML
Today, after not being on the schedule for a week, I checked to see what my next shift was, only to find my employee profile edited to 'disabled' and still no hours or word from any managers. This after weeks of showing up at the drop of a hat when needed for any position. FML
Today, I was informed that I was let go from my job for not showing up for a week. A week I'd scheduled off, that management had approved. FML
Today, I went in to work to check my new schedule for the week. I searched up and down and didn't see my name listed. After talking to my manager, he decided it would be easier to "release" me than remake a new schedule. FML
Today, after taking a much-needed mental health week off from work, I discovered I wasn’t on the schedule this week. Turns out, I was fired. Apparently, my absence made things “inconvenient” for my department, since they had to do double work due to my “selfish” PTO usage. FML
Today, I found out that I was being laid off via an email that wasn't even spell checked. FML
Today, I went into work to change a shift I was unable to work. I phoned the first person on the employee sheet and they promptly answer by saying, "You still work here? I thought the manager fired you." I was fired last week and have been showing up for shifts without anybody noticing. FML
Today, when I got to work, I found out that I was being laid off. Two hours later, I found out my boss had my name on the wrong list. I was elated. I went to lunch, but on the way back was rear-ended, in the rain. I was an hour and a half late getting back to work. I was fired upon returning. FML
Today, because I forgot to fill out a form, I accidentally held up payroll for the whole organization. Oops. FML
Today, I was laid off from my job as a manager. After cleaning out my office, I began clearing my computer. I received an email from HR announcing a job position that opened up. Too bad it was for my job. FML
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Top comments
Bloink 25
my mom is like that, she yells at me for not doing something, but she forgets to tell me to do it in the first place
DerrickJames 33
Hollister co. does a similar thing :/ You get slowly iced out.
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DerrickJames 33
Hollister co. does a similar thing :/ You get slowly iced out.
Jreslier 15
Wow that's interesting, you should write a book about that!
LiliLatte 15
#29 personally, I wouldn't want to read about Hollister's way of laying off their employees
Bloink 25
my mom is like that, she yells at me for not doing something, but she forgets to tell me to do it in the first place
MichellinMan 20
AND I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
killuhand 12
call HR
EverestMelting 23
I enjoyed your comment #18. Have an upvote.
HJKM_fml 19
@18 OP already talked to HR. They were the ones who forgot to tell OP they were laid off in the first place.
jamiro11 19
finally! i am no longer alone!
Kranthi 13
You'll soon get a better job probably. Don't worry.
jerryj 27
You make it sound like OP can passively wait and better job offers will suddenly appear, overflowing from her pockets.
Dlzq 22
******* *****.
CrAzYELF4 26
That really isn't necessary to say. It isn't helping anything.
Dlzq 22
Comments are supposed to help? Help what?
woainishamu 21
HR = How Ridiculous
thefmlman2011 37
What you did there, I see it
LunarServant 10
Damnit. You beat me to it.
kAPISH 29
This is where you should've replied "I was just calling letting you know i quit"
Senseless_487 29
Nah, getting laid off is better. Now OP can file for unemployment!
kAPISH 29
Since she was already laid of it wouldn't do any matter if she said she was quitting though
Baucis 10
This place obviously has their shit together, very professional.
ahole69 2
You could always suck **** on the corner that is the oldest profession by the way I always tip if she swallows
MichellinMan 20
Dude...?
jerryj 27
Check his username and suddenly it's not so surprising that he would post such drivel.
rachangie 19
And girls you pay are probably the only ones that would go near it.
23lf 16
Hell, the girls he pays don't even want to
ThatWeirdoChick 2
you live up to your username, huh?
Ltsdragons 19
Dang OP, I'm sorry, but on the bright side, you might find a job soon that you'll like more than your job that forgot to tell you they laid you off
shinxanta 21
Aren't they required to call you or something? Like legal-wise?