Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a girl started talking to me at the bus stop. After it descended into an awkward silence, I jumped on my bus to avoid further conversation. She got on the same bus. And got off at the same stop. I swear the whole bus could feel the tension. FML
Today, while on a crowded public bus, a cute girl asked if she could sit next to me. Problem is, I didn't hear correctly and thought she asked if anyone was sitting next to me. I answered no, causing her to walk off angrily and earning me several disgusted stares from other passengers. FML
Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML
Today, I was on the bus heading home from school, when I noticed a ridiculously hot girl near me, checking me out. I was about to say something charmingly funny when I suddenly got a whiff of onions. Turns out she had turned around simply to catch the essence of her own fart. FML
Today, I was riding the bus home from school. I was sitting by myself, and my backpack was occupying the seat next to me. A hot girl boarded the bus, and was standing right where I was sitting. I placed my backpack on my lap, freeing up the seat. The girl stood the entire bus ride. FML
Today, I was the weird girl on the city bus who falls asleep then makes a loud, weird noise and wakes herself up. FML
Today, while on the bus, I had to stand as all the seats were taken. I was standing behind a group of small girls who were messing around with their bags. As they were swinging them, one hit me square in the nuts with her elbow. The girl said, “Wise up, I hardly touched you.” I missed my stop. FML
Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML
Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing in the aisle and there was a rather cute girl sitting next to me. The bus came to an abrupt stop, I tripped, and fell into her lap. She shrieked, "Eww! Get off me!" and shove me onto the floor of the bus. Nice to know I'm revolting. FML
Today, I saw a beautiful girl on the bus. Struck up a good conversation, walked with her all the way to my office. Forgot to ask her name and number. This is the second time I've done this. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Tell her you can rock her world too. ;)
NevermoreRoses 20
I'll shake her bus. From the outside. Over a cliff.
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NevermoreRoses 20
I'll shake her bus. From the outside. Over a cliff.
StressedDesserts 17
Damn that sucks OP, but **** her :)
watermelon15 35
Umm no. She's rude.
StressedDesserts 17
Hell no! Definitely not but I meant it as in screw her.
JMichael 26
You're not doing the comment justice lol.
StressedDesserts 17
Yup I realised and now I am face palming myself.
8313girl 28
Lol, how about forget about her
StressedDesserts 17
Yeah that's what I mean
laden_swallow09 35
"Yeeeaah, that's the ticket!"
littleteapot 21
#2 I originally read your comment as "butt **** her" lol
StressedDesserts 17
HAHAHA
Welshite 40
Tell her you can rock her world too. ;)
JuliaaNoelle 26
So smooth.
JuliusSeizure 18
And her bed.
kellilynn 18
@17 Thank you for clearing that up.
hi_low18 6
Should of said let's rock and roll then.
MrSassypants 34
When I used to ride the bus, it shook every time someone got on and off, no matter how much they weighed. Maybe I just rode a rickety ass bus.
xninix_fml 36
Lol at rickety ass bus :p
MrSassypants 34
Rickety Ass Bus is the name of my punk band. Our hit single is also called Rickety Ass Bus, and it's from our album called Rickety Ass Bus. We also live in a rickety ass bus.
xninix_fml 36
@25 lmao I swear you always have the best comments :D
nataliewby 25
I'm sorry OP, at least you know how rude she is and dodged a bullet. You don't need a judgmental person like that in your life anyways!
Darkness_Hate 29
Nice choice of tense "the girl I liked". You'll find a better girl.
StickyPickles 33
Better off man. Girls like that aren't worth your time.
Ihavegas 22
the weight of my awesomeness biatch!
jkp1291 25
Then you say: "How about I push you off the bus? Then you'll never know the difference."